Legs Quotes

1733 Legs quotes by 1246 unique authors

The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbor to… — Thomas Jefferson
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. — Bjarne Stroustrup
You know they invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. — Martin Caidin
For me, the promised land, always seeming just beyond my reach, is the poetic masterpiece, that perfect union of words in cadence, each beckoned and… — Unknown Author
Keep your head up, Legs closed, Eyes open. — Tupac Shakur
"There are one or two elementary rules to be observed in the way of handling patients," he remarked, seating himself on the table and swinging… — Arthur Conan Doyle
When disease took my legs, I eventually realized I didn't need them to lead a full, empowering life; Only True Disability Is in Our Mind. — Amy Purdy
When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep. You want to… — Louis C. K.
When the legs go, the heart and the head follow quickly behind. — Don Meyer
In my experience, if you have to keep the lavatory door shut by extending your left leg, it's modern architecture. — Nancy Banks-Smith
No woman wants an abortion as she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She wants an abortion as an animal caught in a… — Frederica Mathewes-Green
War - after all, what is it that the people get? Why-widows, taxes, wooden legs and debt. — Samuel B. Pettengill
A garden is like those pernicious machineries which catch a man's coat-skirt or his hand, and draw in his arm, his leg , and his… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
Looking at life through the eyes of a Daddy long legs: Imagine walking on legs so long you could cover a mile in fifty strides!… — Edwin Way Teale
I'm forty-nine but I could be twenty-five except for my face and my legs. — Nadine Gordimer
[The papists] ought to have sympathy with us weak, poor Christians, and not condemn us or make fun of us because we are learning so… — Martin Luther
A woman's preaching is like a dog's walking on his hinter legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to see it done… — James Boswell
You were born with your legs apart. They'll send you to the grave in a Y-shaped coffin. — Joe Orton
The best part of you ran down your mother's legs. — Jackie Gleason
It is in vain that we get upon stilts, for once on them, it is still with our legs that we must walk. And on… — Michel de Montaigne
Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make life so, right in the middle of it we die, lose a leg, fall… — Natalie Goldberg
The legs are the wheels of creativity. — Albert Einstein
If they want to win right now, I'm all for it. That's all I said the whole time. If you want to wait five years,… — Kobe Bryant
When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman. — Garry Shandling
I was in the show for 21 days once-the 21 greatest days of my life. You know, you never handle your luggage in the show,… — Kevin Costner

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