Leg Quotes

530 Leg quotes by 438 unique authors

A traveller at Sparta, standing long upon one leg, said to a Lacedaemonian, "I do not believe you can do as much." "True," said he,… — Plutarch
Sickness is a hindrance to the body, but not to your ability to choose, unless that is your choice. Lameness is a hindrance to the… — Epictetus
Fain would I kiss my Julia's dainty leg, Which is as white and hairless as an egg. — Robert Herrick
Tzu Li went to see Tzu Lai who was dying. Leaning against the door, he said, 'Great is the Creator! What will he make of… — Zhuangzi
Stella: I got a nose for trouble. I can smell it ten miles away. . . . I can smell trouble right here in this… — Thelma Ritter
We can't control what the ratings will be. It's like, if you're going to go skiing, do you hope you'll have a good day of… — David Hyde Pierce
I was at the pinnacle of my career one day and the next day I was put out to pasture. I felt like a race… — Jack Klugman
There are a few animals that have won themselves a bad reputation even though they have little or no effect on man. They have won… — Jacques Yves Cousteau
The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store didn't pay much,… — Jack Handey
When you're going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other leg up high behind you to keep people from following too… — Jack Handey
I have finally mastered what to do with the second tennis ball. Having small hands, I was becoming terribly self-conscious about keeping it in a… — Erma Bombeck
I have stood in a bar in Lambourn and been offered, in the space of five minutes, a poached salmon, a leg of a horse,… — Jeffrey Bernard
I was numb and I had lots of swollen lymph nodes, my heart was hurting and I had blood clots in my arm and leg. — Corey Haim
I am cursed with a right leg that arouses the desire of any male dog that happens to be passing. I used to think that… — Jasper Carrott
Eating a vegetarian diet, walking (exercising) everyday, and meditating is considered radical. Allowing someone to slice your chest open and graft your leg veins in… — Dean Ornish
An elephant is vastly more efficient, metabolically, than a mouse. It's the same for a megacity as opposed to a village. But an elephant can… — Nassim Nicholas Taleb
I have been doing leg lifts faithfully for about fifteen years, and the only thing that has gotten thinner is the carpet where I have… — Rita Rudner
I wasn't born thin. I train. But I would never starve myself. I mean, what is happening with women these days? I just couldn't see… — Nicole Appleton
I'm not formal and I'm impatient. So I think my team would say that when she starts tapping her pen and the leg starts moving… — Anne M. Mulcahy
I separated the joints, the arm joints, the leg joints, and had to do two boilings. I think I used four boxes of Soilex for… — Jeffrey Dahmer

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