Leg Quotes

530 Leg quotes by 438 unique authors

Hallucinations are bad enough. But after awhile you learn to cope with things like seeing your dead grandmother crawling up your leg with a knife… — Hunter S. Thompson
Among the gods, there is a dispute as to which one of them originally thought of Christianity; or, as they call it, the Great Leg… — Tom Holt
What he brought out was a wooden gag they put in someone's mouth before doing something drastic, like cutting off a leg. — Megan Whalen Turner
Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?' Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a… — Frank Zappa
I hate it when my leg falls asleep. I know that means it's going to be up all night. — Steven Wright
There’s always a choice. That’s God’s way, always will be. Your will is still free. Do as you will. There’s no set of leg-irons on… — Stephen King
Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining. — Judy Sheindlin
You will lose someone you can’t live without,and your heart will be badly broken, and the bad news is that you never completely get over… — Anne Lamott
Someone got killed up here.... It was outside. A tall man. He had one leg longer’n the other. And a beard. He was probably a… — Terry Pratchett
I saw a man with a wooden leg and a real foot. — Steven Wright
These are the days in which a true leader wants to live. These are days when opportunities to change lives and even destinies are nearly… — Sheri L. Dew
In the taxi I let my hand lie on her leg like a promise, but I had no intention of keeping my promise. — Graham Greene
If he fancied her anymore," Saphira said to both Eragon and Roran, "I'd be trying to kiss Arya myself." "Saphira!" Mortified, Eragon swatted her on… — Christopher Paolini
Adam swore harshly. "New werewolves are dangerous, woman. Especially when they are cold and hungry." He looked at Mac, and his voice changed completely, the… — Patricia Briggs
I was driving by, doing a security check... and I smelled leg of lamb." Morelli — Janet Evanovich
You saw my leg?" "How can a man help what he sees?" he said. "And, if I could add, you possess a very fine leg. — Shannon Hale
You know what this is?" Lula said. "This here's plane rage." Plane rage isn't allowed. It got taken off the allowed activities list along with… — Janet Evanovich
Amputees suffer pains, cramps, itches in the leg that is no longer there. That is how she felt without him, feeling his presence where he… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
I teleported home last night with Ron and Sid and Meg Ron stole Meggy's heart away and I got Sidney's leg. — Douglas Adams
You must learn to respect," Papa said. But I do not respect her," I said. Papa paused for a moment, and patted my leg. "Then… — Lawrence Hill
Listen to the Chair Leg of Truth! It does not lie! — Warren Ellis
Sharley felt his strength ebbing away, and his weak leg throbbed painfully, but then a tingling sensation thrilled through his frame and the fighting blood… — Stuart Hill
Duty has a trick of behaving unexpectedly -- something like a heavy friend whom we have amiably asked to visit us, and who breaks his… — George Eliot
Hope is a leg of a 3-legged stool with Faith and Charity. — Dieter F. Uchtdorf
A Vampire!" I stammered. Then I noticed her legs. Below the cheerleader skirt, her left leg was brown and shaggy with a donkey's hoof. Her… — Rick Riordan

Who Wrote These Leg Quotes

438 authors contributed a total of 530 Leg Quotes, led by these top contributors: