Best Lawyer Lines
1050 Lawyer quotes by 778 unique authors
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I am being embezzled from by this monstrous ring of accountants and estate planners and lawyers, who are mercilessly slandering me and trying to kill…
— Randy Quaid
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Movies in Hollywood now, for the past 20 or 30 years, are made mainly by lawyers or agents.
— Jean-Luc Godard
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It is a different genre - a show about something other than doctors, lawyers and cops. Teachers are something completely different. I think it makes…
— Chi McBride
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I never lost an argument and my parents assumed I would be a lawyer. They cast me in that role.
— Jared Harris
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I've seen lawyers who don't represent me and spokespeople who do not know me speaking for me. These characters always seem to surface with dreadful…
— Michael Jackson
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I didn't want to play a lawyer. I didn't want to play a doctor. I didn't want to play a single dad. I wanted to…
— William Petersen
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And God said 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on…
— George Burns
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There are all these scripts where the women, if they're working, are prostitutes and lawyers with an angry streak who'll kill you. It's a reaction…
— Parker Posey
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All the libel lawyers will tell you there's no libel any more, that everyone's given up.
— Ian Hislop
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Nobody wants to be a lawyer - it's hard work. But it was kind of my academic route.
— Vinny Guadagnino
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I went to university for a couple of years and I didn't enjoy university. The studying and the accountancy, economics, I just hated that stuff.…
— Gerry Harvey
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I always wanted a father. Any kind. A strict one, a funny one, one who bought me pink dresses, one who wished I was a…
— Judy Blundell
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This matter is in litigation. All of you know lawyers. They are adamant that you don't say anything.
— Connie Chung
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With a face like this, there aren't a lot of lawyers or priest roles coming my way. I've gotta face that was meant for a…
— M. C. Gainey
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I have a problem with censorship by the lawyer - by legal people by the publishing firm, and I may be changing publishers. They don't…
— Kenneth Anger
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The music rights at the time cost me $12,000 in 1964 money, which is about double now or whatever. But I cleared everything. I had…
— Kenneth Anger
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Everyone I used to work with is still alive and can afford expensive lawyers.
— Alexei Sayle
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There are seven natural openings in the head and body. A lawyer is the only human being with eight. The extra one is a slot…
— W.C. Fields
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In recent years personal injury attorneys and trial lawyers have attacked the food industry with numerous lawsuits alleging that these businesses should pay monetary damages…
— Bob Ney
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There's a whole generation that's retiring. It is unconscionable that the average salary of a lawyer is $79,000 a year and the average salary of…
— John McCain
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My father and his brothers were all lawyers, so I think that the expectation was probably for me to grow up to be an attorney,…
— Steve Case
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Lawyers hold that there are two kinds of particularly bad witnesses--a reluctant witness, and a too-willing witness.
— Charles Dickens
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The acme of judicial distinction means the ability to look a lawyer straight in the eyes for two hours and not hear a damned word…
— John Marshall
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Up until 35 I had a slightly skewed world view. I honestly believed everybody in the world wanted to make abstract paintings, and people only…
— Frank Stella
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After I'd been a lawyer for about five or six years, I started playing around with fiction.
— John Grisham
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