Laughs Quotes

610 quotes by 465 authors

Scarlett: You should die of shame to leave me here alone and helpless. Rhett: You helpless? (laughs) Heaven help the Yankees if they capture you. — Vivien Leigh
He who laughs last, thinks slowest. — Larry the Cable Guy
I seen a baby cry seconds later he laughs... the beauty of life, the pain never lasts. — J. Cole
Feb 6 1945 St. Ann, Jamaica, Daddy was born. I remember us celebrating one of his birthdays in Jamaica at 56 Hope Road with him,… — Ziggy Marley
When a baby first looks at you...when it laughs that deep, unselfconscious gurgle; or when it cries and you pick it up and it clings… — Marilyn French
If I get big laughs, I'm a comedian. If I get little laughs, I'm a humorist. If I get no laughs, I'm a singer. — George Burns
The voice gets to the soul of a person more than any other instrument. Because it's the voice. It sings talks, it cries, it laughs,… — Bobby McFerrin
If it gets laughs, it's funny. — Rachel Dratch
Who laughs less than feminists? — Tucker Carlson
I've never ever read a script. I really must read Macbeth, because I was in it once. I got a lot of laughs in that,… — Tom Baker
Everybody laughs when fatty falls down. — Chris Farley
With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs. — Colin Quinn
For me, making the show work was getting belly laughs - like most variety artists. But the straight actor believes you fix your performance in… — Ron Moody
The easiest time to be funny is during a fairly serious situation. That way, you can break the ice. It's crazy, but even at funerals,… — Adam McKay
I believe that a perfect house is like a perfect person; no one really wants to be around them and everyone secretly hates them. Be… — Emily Henderson
They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2… — Mike Judge
Here, waltzes are called works! And Strauss and Lanner, who play them for dancing, are called Kapellmeistern. This does not mean that everyone thinks like… — Frederic Chopin
[Men] prefer the foolish belief and the passions of the earth [to the enlightenment of their souls]. They believe the absurd and shrink from the… — Iain Pears
God laughs on two occasions. He laughs when the physician says to the patient's mother, 'Don't be afraid, mother; I shall certainly cure your boy.'… — Ramakrishna
The composer makes plans, music laughs. — Morton Feldman

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