Laughs Quotes

610 quotes by 465 authors

The really happy man never laughs - seldom - though he may smile. He does not need to laugh, for laughter, like weeping is a… — Unknown Author
Whatever you laugh at in others, laughs at yourself — Harry Emerson Fosdick
Jokes can be noble. Laughs are exactly as honorable as tears. Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion, to the futility of… — Kurt Vonnegut
I use various soaps and hand sanitizers in the shower. I shower maybe fifteen times a day, but Thom Yorke is never really clean *laughs*. — Thom Yorke
Sometimes we and the members of Coldplay have an orgy together, (Martin) insists we don't invite any women, but I always invite a few. Usually… — Thom Yorke
Chicken Little change my life when I was younger. I had no idea chickens could talk *laughs*. — Thom Yorke
At the KFC there's, lot of black people there innit *laughs* — Thom Yorke
The band name came about when the original vocalist died when a huge radio fell on his head. He trotted about for a while dancing… — Thom Yorke
To protest, I stood in the place of a waste receptacle and opened my mouth. That's how I lost my virginity *laughs* — Thom Yorke
Kid A is about an abortion. *laughs* It's about how our music is an abortion — Thom Yorke
History laughs at both the victim and the aggressor. — Mahmoud Darwish
No one laughs at God in a hospital, — Regina Spektor
I don't like to lose, and that isn't so much because it is just a football game, but because defeat means the failure to reach… — Knute Rockne
Life laughs at you when you are unhappy; Life smiles at you when you are happy; But life salutes you when you make other happy. — Charlie Chaplin
Life, like a child, laughs, shaking its rattle of death as it runs. — Rabindranath Tagore
Knowledge is more than equivalent to force. The master of mechanics laughs at strength. — Samuel Johnson
A white person listens to my act and he laughs and he thinks, 'Yeah, that's the way I see it too.' Okay. He's white. I'm… — Bill Cosby
Right-wing propagandists like Limbaugh and Coulter are essentially entertainers, entertainers who stimulate prejudice, selfishness and meanness the way a comedian works for laughs or a… — Unknown Author
I like feet. I definitely have a fetish. I love to see a man's bare foot, but it's got to be taken care of. If… — Brooke Burke
The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you. — Woody Allen

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