Latrine Quotes

9 quotes by 8 authors

• The humble latrine, or flush toilet, reduces disease by twice as much as just putting in clean water. — Rose George
• Whenever I hear some bigmouth in Washington or the Christian heartland banging on about the evils of sodomy or whatever, I mentally enter his name… — Christopher Hitchens
• Some lesser husbands built a latrine on the hillside. — V.S. Naipaul
• The sound of fresh rain run-off splashing from the roof reminded me of the sound of urine splashing into a filthy Texaco latrine. — Jack Handey
• I remember when I was in the army, we had the toughest drill sergeant in the world. He'd get right up next to your face… — Jack Handey
• You see, for me [art]'s not one of life's ornaments, rococo relaxation to be greeted affably after a day of hard work; I'm inverted on… — Arno Hintjens
• If it looks like a Dwarf, and it smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf or a latrine wearing dungerees. — Eoin Colfer
• God went out of me as if the sea dried up like sandpaper, as if the sun became a latrine. God went out of my… — Anne Sexton
• His mouth had been used as a latrine by some small creature of the night, and then as its mausoleum. — Kingsley Amis

Who Wrote These Latrine Quotes

8 authors contributed a total of 9 Latrine Quotes as follows:

• 2 Latrine Quotes by Jack Handey
• 1 Latrine Quote by Rose George
• 1 Latrine Quote by Christopher Hitchens
• 1 Latrine Quote by V.S. Naipaul
• 1 Latrine Quote by Arno Hintjens
• 1 Latrine Quote by Eoin Colfer
• 1 Latrine Quote by Anne Sexton
• 1 Latrine Quote by Kingsley Amis