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I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I need to go… — Johnny Vegas
I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a… — Johnny Vegas
They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of… — Johnny Vegas
It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. — Johnny Vegas
I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia. — Johnny Vegas
I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show. — Johnny Vegas
Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out. — Johnny Vegas
I use very few muscles at the best of times. — Johnny Vegas
I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up. — Johnny Vegas
If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it. — Johnny Vegas
I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas. — Tom Waits
Secretly, I had always wanted to go to Vegas, and have my own really bad act! — Sigourney Weaver
In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. — Steven Wright
I'd love to do a show in Vegas with drag queens. The tackier the better. — Catherine Zeta-Jones
Hollywood is in somewhat the same position as Las Vegas these days. It went from being the capital of sin to Disneyland, and now it's… — Hanna Rosin
Your email inbox is a bit like a Las Vegas roulette machine. You know, you just check it and check it, and every once in… — Douglas Rushkoff
Hallucinations are bad enough. But after awhile you learn to cope with things like seeing your dead grandmother crawling up your leg with a knife… — Hunter S. Thompson
Bailing out people who made ill-advised mortgages makes no more sense that bailing out people who lost their life savings in Las Vegas casinos. — Thomas Sowell
She talks with a broken heart - Her voice lutes brokenly like a heart lost, musically too, like in a lost grove, it's almost too… — Jack Kerouac
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel… — Hunter S. Thompson
We'd just released a zebra in Las Vegas. — Rick Riordan
Why can't you just get married in Las Vegas like normal Americans? — Meg Cabot
I've been thinking," Brooklyn said as I gawked at the god sitting next to me, "if you get all lovey-dovey and decide to elope to… — Darynda Jones
The food was so good that with each passing course, our conversation devolved further into fragmented celebrations of its deliciousness: 'I want this dragon carrot… — John Green
I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas. You… — Drew Carey

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