Laptop Quotes

148 Laptop quotes by 123 unique authors

No-one is more bummed out than my mother when she reads these things. Every day, or every other day, I'll get a phone call about… — Ryan Phillippe
I'm kind of a tech-tard. I do have an iPod, a laptop, a Mac. Look at this cell phone. I almost have it as a… — Michael C. Hall
9 year olds have a Blackberry, an iPad, a laptop, and a Facebook. When I was 9, I felt cool with my new markers . — Kaylaquotes
Listening to music on my laptop, its a relaxing feeling even thou music Relax you it also can bring allot of old memories... — Maria Rivera
You know your in love when you sleep with your laptop and phone every night that hes gone. I can't wait for you to be… — Joyce
And the Bitch is gone ya... I by myself yeah. Im by myself yeah. What I'm gonna do. What I'm gonna do. I'm gonna beat… — Unknown Author
2days to the 100th year since the TITANIC sunk.please respect today victims by putting ur laptop or phone in water 4 two minuts. — Princealanz
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, ipod, Facebook and a Blackberry.. Dude when I was 10 I only had 1 thing… — Unkown
I wish my laptop having sex with my handphone and have a baby who called iPad. — Nathalie Grace
I want to be a laptop today, care to store up your life stories in my memory today? — Obsidian Panther
Keep your friends close but keep your laptop phone and all the chargers next to you.. — Kevin McCarty
Used to have no life. Now I have a laptop and Facebook! — Azgraybebly Joslan
Laptop Speakers: Too quiet for music, too loud for porn. — Nikhil Saluja
I'm in my happy place when I'm sitting in my room, alone. The only light coming from my laptop. The sound of the wind, and… — Universalclockwork
My laptop is making weird noises I think its masturbating — Amit Verma
My dog is using my laptop charger as a radiator and I think that sums up my summer pretty well. — Ramandeep Singh
Man I hate my laptop I need a better IN FACT I wont a IPAD!!!! =3 — VIVAN
I dropped my laptop off a boat the other day... It's a Dell, rolling in the deep. — Ritu Ghatourey
10 year old's have a Blackberry, an iPad, a laptop, and a Facebook... When I was 10, I felt cool with my new markers. — Amit Verma
I guess cant write today I'm so srry if it looks ugly my laptop was not working with the camera so I had to do… — Unknown Author
If you ever want to test someone's patience, give them a laptop with a slow internet connection. — Nikhil Saluja
M Samsung laptop take me out. — Unknown Author
Mom:I followed you on Twitter? Me: WHAT TWITTER? *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito* — Jugi Steady

Who Wrote These Laptop Quotes

123 authors contributed a total of 148 Laptop Quotes, led by these top contributors: