Best Landlord Quotations

86 Landlord quotes by 77 unique authors

If You Stay In Good Terms With Your Landlord, You Will Never Build Your Own House. — Mercy Pheona
Most people don't know that I am an accomplished dramatic actor... But I've performed in several Shakespeare productions including Hamlet, except in this version, Hamlet… — John Ritter
I try not to deal with people's hostility, though I must if they have something I need from them, as the professors did at Columbia… — George Weinberg
We used to fuss when the landlord dissed us. No heat, wonder why Christmas missed us. Birthdays was the worst days, now we sip champagne… — Biggie
We used to fuss when the landlord dissed us. No heat, wonder why Christmas missed us. Birthdays was the worst days. — Biggie Smalls
She short on rent, landlord tripping, tired of eating noodles that taste like chickendont really like hoeing- aint hard to tell, but when all else… — Big KRIT
I'm 1000 grams wrapped, needing saran Label me landlord, I keep ki's in my hand. — Pusha T (Clipse)
Now it's showtime, time to camcord. I'm in the buildin, and I'm the landlord. — Red Cafe
Well I walked over the bridge into the city where I live, and I saw my old landlord. — Amos Lee
The duty of the tenant is to pay the rent. The duty of the landlord is to collect it. — Robert D Dangoor
So cheat your landlord if you can and must, but do not try to shortchange the Muse. It cannot be done. You can't fake quality… — Ritu

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