Best Landlord Sayings

86 Landlord quotes by 77 unique authors

This sort of thing has got to be stopped. Bad philosophers are like slum landlords. It's my job to put them out of business. — Ludwig Wittgenstein
If a man harbors any sort of fear, it percolates through all his thinking, damages his personality, makes him landlord to a ghost. — Henry Ward Beecher
Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance and library cards, to absinthe and… — Hunter S. Thompson
God gives us life, but the world's landlord is the devil.... — Carlos Ruiz Zafon
I remember when each 4th lot was vacant and overgrown, and the landlord only go this rent when you had it, and each day was… — Charles Bukowski
Cheat your landlord if you can -- and must -- but do not try to shortchange the Muse. — William S. Burroughs
But Jude,' she would say, 'you knew me. All those days and years, Jude, you knew me. My ways and my hands and how my… — Toni Morrison
You can't pay a landlord in dogma. — Jodi Picoult
As a brother, a landlord, a master, she considered how many people's happiness were in his guardianship! -- How much of pleasure or pain it… — Jane Austen
Life is a lease and God is the landlord. — Sarah Strohmeyer
The thing I call ‘my mind’ seems to be kind of like a landlord that doesn’t really know its tenants. — Lynda Barry
Be sure it is not for nothing that the Landlord has knit our hearts so closely to time and place – to one friend rather… — C.S. Lewis
...But he was a good landlord. When my heater stopped working in mid-December, it took him only two weeks to get it fixed. Of course,… — Darynda Jones
I used to brag that I can hold up any eviction - even if the landlord had legal rights, I could hold it up for… — Ed Lee
The landlord of colonial days may not have been the greatest man in town, but he was certainly the best-known, often the most popular, and… — Alice Morse Earle
The relation of landlord and tenant is not an ideal one, but any relations in a social order will endure if there is infused into… — George William Russell
Too often, the landlord-tenant relationship is unbalanced with all the power on the side of unscrupulous landlords. — Nydia Velazquez
We are only tenants, and shortly the great Landlord will give us notice that our lease has expired. — Joseph Jefferson
As the revenue of the farmer is realized in raw produce, or in the value of raw produce, he is interested, as well as the… — David Ricardo
White people scare the crap out of me... I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a black person, never… — Michael Moore
Like medieval peasants, computer manufacturers and millions of users are locked in a seemingly eternal lease with their evil landlord, who comes around every two… — Mark Harris
Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor.It makes you shoot at your landlord and it makes you miss… — Irish Proverb
I wish I was strong enough to lift not one but both of us Someday I will be strong enough to lift not one but… — Tehya
People who send farmville requests, should understand that, I am a landlord and I don't want to be a farmer.!!! — Tufail Mehraj
At a friends house.. There Landlord is in the kitchen. Her dad comes in the room and pulled out his phone and says, Look she… — Jasmine Laura

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