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1060 Laid quotes by 823 unique authors

I think I get laid less now than I used to, because I’m way more paranoid now. — Gerard Butler
In Sarah Palin's new book, she says when she first laid eyes on her future husband, she said out loud, 'Thank you, God,' which is… — Conan O'Brien
One thing a girl has to have is a good sense of a humor. I'm a really laid back guy who can find humor in… — Logan Lerman
You don’t try to build a wall, you don’t set out to build a wall. You don’t say ‘I’m going to build the biggest, baddest,… — Will Smith
I knew that by getting behind the wheel of the car and having had something to drink, the responsibility laid on my shoulders. — Tracey Gold
Yeah I'm chillin' on a dirt road, laid back swervin' like I'm George Jones. — Jason Aldean
When I was out in the bars drinking and fighting I was a little bit less of a peacemaker than I would be if I'd… — Willie Nelson
I don't have phobias. I'm pretty laid back. Nothing really bothers me. I can handle things pretty well. — Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Life is --the way God has given it to me was just a platter-- a golden platter of life laid out there for me. Its… — Johnny Cash
The things in our lives that die and can't be laid to rest hurt the most. — Haley Webb
I got body lice in Germany! I'd tell you they were crabs, but I wasn't getting laid. — Billie Joe Armstrong
All my life I just wanted to be a beatnik. Meet all the heavies, get stoned, get laid, have a good time. That's all I… — Janis Joplin
Being part of a fraternity has given me the foundation for everything I do in my career from the loyalty to the determination; it laid… — Terrence J
I read all the books on Fairfax in the British Library, did a lot of horse riding and studied military tactics of the time, finding… — Dougray Scott
Einstein used science to get laid. That guy is a genius. I've been using money. — Doug Benson
Hip Nip just sounds groovy. A drummer laid it on me. — Pat Morita
The problem was the journalists who also did not understand much of my music, but they wrote about it. I think you fell into the… — Klaus Schulze
One of the reasons why language is so sick right now and cliché-ridden and lame and boring and laid-out, and about to go to sleep,… — Edward Dorn
Solving a problem for which you know there’s an answer is like climbing a mountain with a guide, along a trail someone else has laid.… — Yoko Ogawa
In August, 1900, [Friedrich] Nietzsche was laid to rest Nietzsche, as the apostle of atheism, heralded the darkest century the world has ever known. — Benjamin Wiker
Confronting climate change is, in the long run, one of the greatest challenges that we face, and you can see this duty or responsibility laid… — John F. Kerry
My dog does not care where heat comes from, but he cares that it comes, and soon. Indeed he considers my ability to make it… — Aldo Leopold
Is it a good hot dog? That’s all I want to know … I don’t think the personal health and purity of my colon is… — Anthony Bourdain
Never has any one been less a priest than Jesus, never a greater enemy of forms, which stifle religion under the pretext of protecting it.… — Ernest Renan
The UN Declaration of Human Rights laid down what any person might reasonably expect, yet there are remarkably few people who enjoy these rights. With… — Peter Gabriel

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