Best Kung Fu Quotes

47 Kung Fu quotes by 37 unique authors

He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you. — Christopher Moore
The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases up my head… — Stephen King
Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak. — Ilona Andrews
... but to remain historically accurate, I would have had to leave out an important question that I felt needed to be addressed, which is,… — Christopher Moore
I threatened to kung fu you. Oh my God. — Jill Shalvis
Her kung fu is that powerful. — Maureen Johnson
Someone like Jean-Luc Godard is for me intellectual counterfeit money when compared to a good kung fu film. — Werner Herzog
If you trust yourself, any choice you make will be correct. If you do not trust yourself, anything you do will be wrong. - Kung… — David Carradine
He tried not to love that she could recite scenes from Ghostbusters, that she liked kung fu movies and could name all of the original… — Rainbow Rowell
Even while modeling, I was still practicing kung fu and boxing as sports. — Djimon Hounsou
We got to jump on, like, trampolines, learn flips, learn karate, kung fu, Hong Kong street fighting. — Jaime King
I throw it all in there, Kung Fu, blaxploitation, horror. — Keenen Ivory Wayans
Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awesome! — Gerard Way
You lost everything? Haha what are you talking about? Oh me crazy huh? Well tell me, what did you have the day you pulled a… — Mr Ping
Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend. He traveled the land in search of worthy foes. He… — Po - The Dragon Warrior
Down the block come kick it with me like Kung Fu, where I hung like noose they called me young bruce. — Lupe Fiasco
Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awsome! — Gerard Way
Right� we find Dusty Tails� save your dad� get the diamond� apply kung-fu liberally as needed. — Daffy Duck
Thanks for bringin the killa kung fu-wolf bitch to tha crib grandad! — Riley Freeman
I was a real kind of fantasy geek growing up and watching Kung-Fu theater with my dad every Sunday. I always had this dream of… — Milla Jovovich
It was very cool to be a kung-fu master in a film. So yeah, I would definitely consider doing action movies full-time. It would be… — Michael Cera
Alright, thats enough of this Kung-Fu bullshit. — John Mcclane

Who Wrote These Kung Fu Quotes

37 authors contributed a total of 47 Kung Fu Quotes, led by these top contributors: