Kryptonite Quotes

23 quotes by 21 authors

Just remember, their fans think their players are supermen. We'll we're the kryptonite, and we're going to win. — Jim Larranaga
I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away. — Jack Handey
Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. — Kathy Lette
Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.' — Kathy Lette
It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses. — Zach Braff
I have a deep-seated respect for parrots. As gifted as I am with all other wildlife, parrots have this uncanny desire to kill me. I'm… — Steve Irwin
Fashion magazine disease articles. My personal Kryptonite. — Carolyn Crane
Ironic people always dissolve when confronted with earnestness, it's their kryptonite — Gillian Flynn
I have a secret stash of Nutella that I pull out when necessary. That chocolate-hazelnut combo is my wife's kryptonite. — Michael Weatherly
David was catnip and kryptonite to me. — Elizabeth Gilbert
Kryptonite doesnâ€™t bother me, either. — Stephenie Meyer
When it comes to reflexes, I'm like a cat. I'm Catwoman. I'm invulnerable. The only reason he got a piece of me is because of… — Becca Fitzpatrick
For the record, if I were Superman, a pale, scrawny guy holding a guitar would be Kryptonite. — Tiffanie DeBartolo
Because thereâ€™s a clock attached to every beautiful woman. From the second she comes into her own, she begins to decline, because she begins to… — Paul Rudnick
Hold me in your arms, lava lamp! Let me seek magma comfort and peace in the warmth of your kryptonite embrace. — Isabel Yosito
I wish I had a kryptonite cross, that way I could defeat superman and dracula at the same time — --some Crazy Guy
Just remember, their fans think their players are supermen. Well we're the kryptonite, and we're gonna win. — Jim Larranaga
You are my kryptonite you take my powers away. And if I spend the night you probably drive me insane. — Jazmine Sullivan
Ill keep you by my side with my superhuman might...Kryptonite. — 3 Doors Down
Mild mannered Supermen are held in Kryptonite and the wise and foolish virgins giggle. — Genesis

Who Wrote These Kryptonite Quotes

21 authors contributed a total of 23 Kryptonite Quotes as follows: