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• Upon your feet you have ten toes, they look just like PO-TA-TOES!
• Stupid, Stupid Rat Creatures!
• Smiley Bone: You can't feel safe unless there's something to be safe against! Phoney Bone: Exactly! People like to be victims! There's…
• Phoney: Here's your problem Fone Bone! We're off the map! Get a bigger map!
• CONTROL MYSELF?!! I'm a MONSTER! Monsters don't control themselves! That's the whole IDEA!
• I'm so hungry, comrade! It has been days since we ate those two raccoons!' 'I know comrade. I'm even beginning to wish…
• Please understand the reason why Chinese vegetables taste so good. It is simple. The Chinese do not cook them, they just threaten…
• I prefer the Chinese method of eating. You can do anything at the table except arm wrestle.

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