Jeff Smith Quotes
- Upon your feet you have ten toes, they look just like PO-TA-TOES!
- Stupid, Stupid Rat Creatures!
- Smiley Bone: You can't feel safe unless there's something to be safe against! Phoney Bone: Exactly! People like to be victims! There's a certain unassailable…
- Phoney: Here's your problem Fone Bone! We're off the map! Get a bigger map!
- CONTROL MYSELF?!! I'm a MONSTER! Monsters don't control themselves! That's the whole IDEA!
- I'm so hungry, comrade! It has been days since we ate those two raccoons!' 'I know comrade. I'm even beginning to wish we had some…
- Please understand the reason why Chinese vegetables taste so good. It is simple. The Chinese do not cook them, they just threaten them!
- I prefer the Chinese method of eating. You can do anything at the table except arm wrestle.
- It's good to do something for Americans for once.