Kitten Quotes

207 Kitten quotes by 147 unique authors

The playful kitten, with its pretty little tigerish gambols, is infinitely more amusing than half the people one is obliged to live with in the… — Sydney, Lady Morgan
A kitten is the delight of a household. All day long, comedy is played by an incomparable actor. — Champfleury
[A kitten] gets himself into every kind of trouble... — Champfleury
Another cat? Perhaps. For love there is also a season; its seeds must be resown. But a family cat is not replaceable like a wornout… — Irving Townsend
Nothing is important, so people, realising that, should get on with their lives, go mad, take their clothes off, jump in the canal, jump into… — Steven Morrissey
Alex McLeish will have had kittens - literally. — Chris Coleman
Quite Franc-ly, I think I am an asset to this world we live in. I know that if I didn’t exist, there would be some… — James Franco
Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die. — Karl Pilkington
There's nothing else I would rather do, unless there was a profession that involved cuddling bunny rabbits and kittens all day for money. — Kat Dennings
I'm really not afraid of spooky things. When I have to look really frightened, I concentrate on scary things like losing my kittens or something… — Heather O'Rourke
My cats I have Luna who's just had kittens recently and we called one of them Dumbledore. They're nice but they're not like their characters. — Evanna Lynch
There are various orders of beauty, causing men to make fools of themselves in various styles... but there is one order of beauty which seems… — George Eliot
Authors are sometimes like tomcats: They distrust all the other toms but they are kind to kittens — Malcolm Cowley
I am accounted by some people as a good man. How cheap that character is acquired! Pay your debts, don't borrow money, nor twist your… — Charles Lamb
We quickly discovered that two kittens were much more fun than one. — Allen Lacy
Tits are inconsequential, but someone pass me that kitten — Lierre Keith
When I think of happiness or joy in this life, I begin with some experiences that are simple and basic. I see the expression on… — Dallin H. Oaks
I was very flattered by the sex-kitten thing because I never thought of myself as that. — Ann-Margret
As with all my new pets, I gently bit each kitten on the face. This is how I let my animals know that I am… — Martha Stewart
There’s no such thing as free kittens. — Brian P. Cleary
Why are you chasing your tail so?" Said the kitten, "I have learned that the best thing for a cat is happiness, and that happiness… — C L R James
The trouble with a kitten is that it eventually beomes a cat. — Ogden Nash
Every time a boy falls off a tricycle, every time a black cat has gray kittens, every time someone stubs a toe, every time there's… — Al Capone
Pigs may not be as cuddly as kittens or puppies, but they suffer just as much. — James Cromwell
The lower animals, like man, manifestly feel pleasure and pain, happiness and misery. Happiness is never better exhibited than by young animals, such as puppies,… — Charles Darwin

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