Kitchen Quotes
892 quotes by 680 authors
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Puck rushed into the kitchen. He looked as if he had just gotten off a roller coaster. "That was awesome!" he cried. "The arrow coming…
— Michael Buckley
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This letter is written on the skin of one of the water sprites who drowned your parents.' 'Ick!' I cried, and dropped the letter on…
— Charlaine Harris
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What are you? (Nick) Completely perplexed. You remember everything that happened. (Acheron) Yeah. Duh. Not like you’re going to forget the killer zombie stalkers and…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Scream at the mangled leather carcass lying at the foot of the stairs, and my parents would roar with laughter. "That's what you get for…
— David Sedaris
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At one O'Clock, Miss Celia comes in the kitchen and says she's ready for her first cooking lesson. She settles on a stool. She's wearing…
— Kathryn Stockett
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We would sit in the living room, drink a case of Busch beer, and throw the empty cans into the kitchen for no reason whatsoever,…
— Chuck Klosterman
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I followed him through the halls of the enormous church until we got to the staff's kitchen. He went to the fridge, opened it, and…
— Jim Butcher
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There was a horrible smell in the kitchen the next morning when Harry went in for breakfast. It seemed to be coming from a large…
— Joanne Kathleen Rowling
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I want to take you away from this," I say, motioning around the kitchen, spastic. "From sushi and elves and... STUFF.
— Bret Easton Ellis
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It's reassuring to realize that everybody is as stupid as you are and that all we are doing when we are standing in the kitchen…
— Douglas Adams
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Inside the house, I turned on the kitchen light, revealing the photographs stuck every which way all over the cabinets, and then switched on the…
— Maggie Stiefvater
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After that, anytime she caught me near a kitchen she’d start in on me. So I have an automatic sphincter clench any time I reach…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Is there a phone I can use? (Talon) In the kitchen. (Sunshine) Could you please bring it to me? (Talon) It’s not cordless. I always…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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I was living my own future and my brother's lost one as well. I represented him here just as he represented me there, in some…
— Michael Cunningham
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I seriously think I could have sat in the middle of the kitchen floor rubbing two sticks together over a pile of dynamite blocks and…
— Jordan Sonnenblick
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Finally the kitchen clock said 5:17. It was time to roll out. I shouted for my mom, woke Jeffrey up, ran upstairs, changed into my…
— Jordan Sonnenblick
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A little girl came home from school with a drawing she'd made in class.She danced into the kitchen ,where her mother was preparing dinner. "Mom,guess…
— Mitch Albom
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He put the book down. “As you wish.†He rose and walked past me. I lowered my sword, expecting him to pass, but suddenly he…
— Ilona Andrews
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All I can think of is the emaciated bodies of children on our kitchen table as my mother prescribes what the parent's can't give. More…
— Suzanne Collins
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The measuring and mixing always smoothed out her thinking processes - nothing was as calming as creaming butter - and when the kitchen was warm…
— Jennifer Crusie
Who Wrote These Kitchen Quotes
680 authors contributed a total of 892 Kitchen Quotes, led by these top contributors: