Kitchen Quotes

892 quotes by 686 authors

Statistically, 10% of women will find this joke offensive. The other 90% are in the kitchen, where they fucking should be! — Nikhil Saluja
For all you guys who think the kitchen is where the women belong read thishttp://instagram.com/p/WZV3S1lvgM/ — Me Quotes
Men are more likely to be struck by lightening than women. That means no storms occur in a kitchen. — Nikhil Saluja
For all the men that say 'A woman's place is in the kitchen', you're idiots...how tf is the rest of the house gonna get cleaned? — Logic
Even the homeless women should be in the soup kitchen today. — Nikhil Saluja
Books like Twilight are what you get when you let women out of the kitchen. — Nikhil Saluja
A good boyfriend is somebody who makes his gurl breakfast while shes sleeping, put rose petals down leading to the kitchen and spends time around… — Damian Coleman
Sometimes I curl up in a ball on my kitchen floor and pretend Im a crumb. — Ramandeep Singh
I woke up this morning at 10 and sensed something was wrong. I went downstairs and found my wife face down on the kitchen floor,… — Nikhil Saluja
I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, Hello? As if the bad guy is gonna be like, Yeah, I`m in the kitchen!… — Ryah
Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup; even a river cant fill it up. What is it?(A kitchen strainer) — Babloo
I hate when in scary movies, the person yells out, Hello? As if the bad guy is gonna be like, Yeah, I'm in the kitchen!… — Jugi Steady

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