Kindergarten Quotes
- In Kindergarten we called them cooties...in High School we call them STD`s. — Tanya Bianco
- We've had nine classes together since Kindergarten... ten if you count Religion of Other Cultures, which you didn't because you called it science fiction and… — Easy A
- We put [young children] into kindergarten where their reasoning powers are ruined; or, if we can afford it, we buyMontessori outfits that were invented for… — Katharine Fullerton Gerould
- Everything we need to know we learned in Kindergarten. Boys are dumb. — Unknown Author
- This is to you, Metallica, from Amber Hope(Guardian). You need to take care of yourself. You need to stop pushing yourself further and further down… — Amber Hope
- Asian women love me, I look like David Duchovny. In kindergarten, used to put some condoms in my cubby. In case one of these hoes… — Mac Miller
- Cheating is so cliche...why be selfish? Sharing is caring, ask my kindergarten teacher. — Chad Ochocinco