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Keeping It Real Quotes by Azgraybebly Joslan
- Why is it that people get mad when other people know or talk about their business, but they post everything that happens on Facebook?
- Facebook: the only book teens read these days.
- If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they cant have a headache and sex at the same time?
- I'll call it a smart phone the day I yell, Wheres my freaking phone?! and it answers, Im here! Under your jacket!
- Women are like iPhones. You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries, rub one ball and everything moves.
More Keeping It Real Quotes
- It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it. — Roseanne Barr
- People pretend not to like grapes when the vines are too high for them to reach — Marguerite de Navarre
- You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. — Martin Luther King, Jr.
- Never forgetting from where I came and no matter where I'm headed I promise to stay the same — Drake
- I keeps it real nothing. Like you actors do — Wiz Khalifa
- Before you judge me... I plead guilty — Lil Wayne
- My strength did not come from lifting weights. My strength came from lifting myself up when i was knocked down. — Bob Moore
- Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. — John Quinton
- Be a voice not an echo. — Albert Einstein
- McDonald's being the official restaurant of the Olympics is like smoking being the official medicine of cancer. — Robert Downey, Jr.
- I got caught up on drugs for a few years, I'm off it, I'm very happy, got two kids and a family… — Vanilla Ice
- A man can make money but, money can't make a man. — LL Cool J