Best Kansas Sayings

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If Shakespeare had been in pro basketball, he never would have had time to write his soliloquies. He would have always been on a plane… — Paul Westhead
There's no place to act in Kansas. You're supressed. — Shirley Knight
I have family dotted everywhere - Dad's in California; I've got aunts in Scotland and Virginia; family in Kansas City; family in Manchester and London. — Hayley Atwell
Any kid that feels like they don't have any kind of future, whether they're on a street corner in Harlem or in a little town… — James Brolin
I spent a majority of my life in Kansas City, so I am a Chiefs and Royals guy. I used to work for the Royals… — David Cook
With the Chiefs, you can't live in Kansas City and not like the Chiefs. To go catch a game at Arrowhead is a pretty great… — David Cook
Kansas is a piece of real estate that completely disproves the theory of roundness as a quality of the planet earth. — W. Bruce Cameron
August in Kansas City is hotter than two rats f**king in a sock. — Ichiro Suzuki
If I had the hand strength to sign autographs for everybody in Kansas City, I would... but its just impossible to get to everyone. — Dante Hall
First of all, I'm a Midwesterner, being from Kansas, and Chicago is basically a big Midwestern cow town. It was built from the stockyards, and… — Bill Kurtis
Books -where if people suffered, they suffered in beautiful language, not in monosyllables, as we did in Kansas — Langston Hughes
I remember thinking, in Kansas my name will be Evett - which is my middle name. I didn't want to explain to anyone how to… — Emayatzy E. Corinealdi
When I was poor living in a garage in Kansas I began to draw the mice that scampered over my desk. That is how Mickey… — Walt Disney
I didn't know anything about conceptual art when I left Kansas. I went to Cal Arts to be a painter, but the exciting stuff was… — David Salle
I am a gay, Christian, farm girl from Kansas who sang Country Music and I did the very best I could do -- to know… — Chely Wright
When liberals' presidential nominees consistently fail to carry Kansas, liberals do not rush to read a book titled "What's the Matter With Liberals' Nominees?" No,… — George Will
All I'm saying is we got plenty of Texans, and people from Montana, and New Jersey, and Wyoming, or Kansas City. We got plenty of… — Billy Bob Thornton
Bain also asked Kansas City for a $3 million tax break. The Bain executives were taking home $36 million in borrowed funds and were asking… — Jennifer Granholm
I was at the 1976 Republican Convention in Kansas City. I was running 'Nobody for President' at the time. I printed up these press releases… — Wavy Gravy
Over a 10-season stretch from 1967 to 1976, eight Super Bowl champions either were the Raiders or had to beat the Raiders in the playoffs.… — Joe Greene
Where else but in America could a schoolteacher from Kansas City end up the governor of her adopted state? — Jane D. Hull
One day, my youngest uncle - the other one who was first to go to college, Randy - and I were sitting out on the… — James Earl Jones
I have an affinity for Africa, especially East Africa, and Kansas looks very much like that. — Bill Kurtis
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. — Groucho Marx
I wouldn't be in a huge hurry to go back to Kansas. It was just bizarre. There's a lot of very, very heavy set people… — Dylan Moran

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