Jury Duty Quotes

18 Jury Duty quotes by 18 unique authors

• Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty. — George Bernard Shaw
• Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make… — George Carlin
• Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. — Dan Castellaneta
• I got put on jury duty, which is where I learned how to write. — David O. Russell
• To escape jury duty in England, wear a bowler hat and carry a copy of the Daily telegraph. — John Mortimer
• I don't get into politics, general or musical, but just call me if you get jury duty. Even in New Jersey I was able to… — Eugene Ormandy
• The great thing about our system of democracy is when they call you for jury duty, you have to come... It's an honor and a… — Antonio Villaraigosa
• When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury… — Norm Crosby
• I vote and I do jury duty. — Christopher Hitchens
• Well I was on the jury duty on the Deauville Film Festival, a few years ago. — Liam Neeson
• Political systems are run by self-selecting politicians. We don't draft people; it's not jury duty. — P.J. O'Rourke
• It's rare to find someone excited over jury duty. If they're out there, I've never met them. Not a one. When the summons for jury… — Regina Brett
• Raise your hand if you had no idea you’d see so much nudity in one week of jury duty.” Twelve hands flew straight into the… — Julie James
• Along with voting, jury duty, and paying taxes, goofing off is one of the central obligations of American citizenship. — Sarah Vowell
• Serving jury duty is a fascinating little slice of life, with its motley crew of personalities. — Nina Garcia
• Walk it out like an usher, if ya say , 'real talk' I probably won't trust ya, but if ya want to go to war… — Andre 3000
• Lazy people know how to avoid jury duty, then again, who needs a jury ? — Grass Hopper
• When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. — DaniAlla And Her BFF!

Who Wrote These Jury Duty Quotes

18 authors contributed a total of 18 Jury Duty Quotes as follows:

• 1 Jury Duty Quote by Sarah Vowell
• 1 Jury Duty Quote by Regina Brett
• 1 Jury Duty Quote by P.J. O'Rourke
• 1 Jury Duty Quote by Norm Crosby
• 1 Jury Duty Quote by Nina Garcia
• 1 Jury Duty Quote by Liam Neeson
• 1 Jury Duty Quote by Julie James
• 1 Jury Duty Quote by John Mortimer
• 1 Jury Duty Quote by Grass Hopper
• 1 Jury Duty Quote by George Carlin
• 1 Jury Duty Quote by George Bernard Shaw
• 1 Jury Duty Quote by Eugene Ormandy
• 1 Jury Duty Quote by David O. Russell
• 1 Jury Duty Quote by DaniAlla And Her BFF!
• 1 Jury Duty Quote by Dan Castellaneta
• 1 Jury Duty Quote by Christopher Hitchens
• 1 Jury Duty Quote by Antonio Villaraigosa
• 1 Jury Duty Quote by Andre 3000