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- So what if I don't learn algebra?' 'Someday schools will be open again,' Mom said. 'Things will be normal. You need to… — Susan Beth Pfeffer
- You know what's really frightening? You (Jon Stewart) actually have an influence on this presidential election. That is scary, but it's true.… — Bill O'Reilly
- Jon Land writes great fiction, and Betrayal reads like the best of it. The fact that it's true makes the story all… — Unknown Author
- Welcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord… — John Oliver
- For a good workout, I go to At One Fitness in North Hollywood, where my trainer, Jon Allsop, puts me through it… — Tim DeKay
- You can't get all of your news from Jon Stewart, especially since it's a comedy show. — Joe Klein
- It’s a good thing my parents named me Jon because that’s what everyone calls me. — Jon Foreman
- I have to tell you I enjoy Jon Stewart. That's the truth. I actually think he's very funny. I've paid to see… — Megyn Kelly