Jock Quotes

58 Jock quotes by 55 unique authors

I went to college to be a jock and to play on the baseball team. And then, I got cut and realized that that was… — Charlie Day
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. — Billy Corgan
I wanted to be a blues guitar player. And a singer. And a songwriter. Not a shock jock. — John Mayer
I'm really clear about what my life mission is now. There's no more depression or lethargy, and I feel like I've returned to the athlete… — Alanis Morissette
I'm kind of a jock. I sail, I ride a bike, I hike, I pump iron. I just love to be active. — Laura Schlessinger
Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his… — Louise Rennison
I stand in the center aisle of the auditorium, a wounded zebra in a National Geographic special, looking for someone, anyone to sit next to.… — Laurie Halse Anderson
Sig Sauer. Nine millimetres. Thirteen in the magazine. Big bullets. One of these hits you and it could blow your head off; something even the… — Eoin Colfer
And now here he was in my kitchen. Smelling like apple pies and looking at me with a direct seriousness that made him even cuter.… — Lilith Saintcrow
I'd kind of expected that kids who knew about the Real World wouldn't act like jock dipwads. Guess I was wrong. — Lilith Saintcrow
She stared at Peter, and she realized that in that one moment, when she hadn't been thinking, she knew exactly what he'd felt as he… — Jodi Picoult
A big, studly football jock like me? I got plenty of blood to spare. For you, I have anything to spare. — P. C. Cast
Smaller-than-Medium-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock — Terry Pratchett
Booyah, I will summon the ninja. Oh, and take a lunch break while we burgle." "You're going, too?" "Am I not ninja enough? Are you… — Rachel Caine
I started to duck under the spears, only to have the two vamps on the other wall suddenly appear in my face. Or, at least,… — Karen Chance
You can be good at technology and like fashion and art. You can be good at technology and be a jock. You can be good… — Marissa Mayer
I was a total jock growing up. I went to super-dorky basketball clinics and was handpicked to play on a state team called the Texas… — Erin Wasson
I was a jock, hardcore sports all the way down the line, but I heard that if you auditioned for this arts school, you got… — Jake Epstein
The type of mixing that was out then was blending from one record to the next or waiting for the record to go off and… — Grandmaster Flash
I was a jock. — Jamie Moyer
What I loved about 'Summer' was that they were these four bright kids with a wonderful future. In a way, she was the one with… — Kevin Williamson
Man I break her heart everytime I change hoes. I make a new style every time I change clothes. Man they jock my rhymes every… — Big Sean
If you ain't popping champagne after every game then don't pop shit. Homecoming queen with my picture in her locket. But I know what's up… — Big KRIT
Girls give me props and there on my jock. — Hollywood Undead
On the spot money bustin out my socks boy, Its hot and now these cops on ma jock boy. — C Murder

Who Wrote These Jock Quotes

55 authors contributed a total of 58 Jock Quotes, led by these top contributors: