Jewish Woman Quotes

10 Jewish Woman quotes by 9 unique authors

• I don't wear pants, or like them; I'm a Jewish woman who's made the decision to wear skirts, so I wear mostly skirts past the… — Mayim Bialik
• In my career, there have been three things that were challenging: playing gay; playing a Jewish woman; and playing Chekhov. The scariest part was playing… — Bernadette Peters
• Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences? — Larry David
• A [Jewish] woman could not divorce her husband, but she could petition for divorce, and the religious courts could force him to grant the divorce… — Israel Shenker
• I used to play Barbies with my Mormon neighbor friend; it was always, "Oh, we're going to go on a date. Ken's taking us out,… — Roseanne Barr
• I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli. — Michael J. Fox
• A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one… — Henny Youngman
• I was named after my Jewish grandfather who left Poland early in the 20th century. What I knew from an early age was that he… — Morris Gleitzman
• A Jewish woman had 2 chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one… — Henny Youngman
• What mechanical device best arouses the Jewish woman? The Mercedes-Benz SL550 convertible. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Jewish Woman Quotes

9 authors contributed a total of 10 Jewish Woman Quotes as follows:

• 2 Jewish Woman Quotes by Henny Youngman
• 1 Jewish Woman Quote by Roseanne Barr
• 1 Jewish Woman Quote by Nikhil Saluja
• 1 Jewish Woman Quote by Morris Gleitzman
• 1 Jewish Woman Quote by Michael J. Fox
• 1 Jewish Woman Quote by Mayim Bialik
• 1 Jewish Woman Quote by Larry David
• 1 Jewish Woman Quote by Israel Shenker
• 1 Jewish Woman Quote by Bernadette Peters