Jell O Quotes

22 Jell O quotes by 21 unique authors

I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of… — Denis Leary
I love jell-o. I love the way it comes in rainbow colours, wiggles and jiggles and looks like brains. — Megan McDonald
Believing there is no God gives me more room for belief in family, people, love, truth, beauty, sex, Jell-o, and all the other things I… — Penn Jillette
Americans are gluttons. We shop with forklifts. We have a holiday where we stuff food into other food. Our strippers wrestle in Jell-O, where other… — Bill Maher
I would eat 300 calories a day - a lot of Jell-O and no-sugar everything, of course. I was doing Pilates, weight-training, circuit training; over… — Portia de Rossi
how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motors. I tell you, it's a whole different sex!… — Jack Lemmon
Koolaid is goyish. All Drake's Cakes are goyish. Pumpernickel is Jewish, and, as you know, white bread is very goyish. Instant potatoes - goyish. Black… — Lenny Bruce
The three-pound organ in your skull - with its pink consistency of Jell-o - is an alien kind of computational material. It is composed of… — David Eagleman
Tiffany is wrestling in Jell-O. — Mojo Nixon
When I was a kid, I would make these incredibly bloody movies in my back yard. I was constantly making weird blood concoctions; Jell-O and… — Fran Kranz
The heaviest burden that one has to bear in this life is the burden of delaying too long before putting the fruit in the Jell-O… — Harold B. Lee
YOU COULD LOCK the Gasman in a padded cell with some dental floss and a bowl of Jell-O, and he'd find a way to make… — James Patterson
They're professionals at this in Russia, so no matter how many Jell-O shots or Jager shooters you might have downed at college mixers, no matter… — Anthony Bourdain
It's as if we spend our entire lives avoiding Jell-O but it is always there at the end, waiting. — John Grisham
I watch some kids ask the cafeteria ladies to sign their books. What do they write: "Hope your chicken patties never bleed?" Or, maybe, "May… — Laurie Halse Anderson
I turned over, and those big hands got to work on my back. I stifled a whimper in the pillow, because Marco's idea of a… — Karen Chance
I don’t think Kitchen makes this. What’s it called again?" "Jell-O Surprise." Link grinned. "What’s the surprise?" Ridley examined the red gelatin more closely. "What… — Kami Garcia
Reunited with strawberry, raspberry and blueberry, I am berry, berry happy to be back working with JELL-O. — Bill Cosby
Im in my cool whip, insides Jell-O, Hoop up out that muthafucker like Hello! — Young Jeezy
There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance. — Nate
Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously hasn't tried nailing Jell-O to a tree. — John Candy

Who Wrote These Jell O Quotes

21 authors contributed a total of 22 Jell O Quotes as follows: