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- (In response to Java) Anybody who thinks a little 9,000-line program that's distributed free and can be cloned by anyone is going… — Bill Gates
- Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover. — Robert A. Heinlein
- The most spectacular UFO incident in Indonesia occurred when during the height of President Sukarno's confrontation against Malaysia, UFOs penetrated a well-defended… — Cael Sanderson
- I love coffee, I love tea, I love the Java Jive, and it loves me. Coffee and tea and the Java and… — Ben Oakland
- Java is C++ without the guns, knives, and clubs — James Gosling
- If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution. — Robert Sewell
- Java and C++ make you think that the new ideas are like the old ones. Java is the most distressing thing to… — Alan Kay
- I did write some code in Java once, but that was the island in Indonesia. — Richard Stallman