Jason Quotes

190 Jason quotes by 83 unique authors

Jason's got a family, so it's difficult for us to get together. — Jeremy London
Mature women with more than me were the first to tempt me, and jason had this girl tammy wit a purple bentley, how she got… — Drake
You wanna know who I want to get pregnant? Felicity Huffman. Ever since I saw Transamerica, I can't get her out of my head. -Jason — Knocked Up (The Movie)
Jay: I'm going to be there to rear your child. Jason: You hear that, Ben? Don't let him near the kid, he wants to rear… — Knocked Up (The Movie)
Canadians skate. How hard could it be? -Jason — Boy Meets World
If I get that far on four shots, it would be a miracle on the order of loaves and fishes. -JASON — Gilmore Girls
Girls, girls, this is Jason. And he has an accent. — Justin Bobby
No more Justin or Jason!. — Audrina Patridge
Like oh my god its webby! with a machette, ready to go after both jason and freedy! — Chris Webby
For the moment, let them enjoy a calm sea, a fresh breeze and each other. The girl is pretty and I am always sentimental. But… — Unknown Author
My motto is if you're not happy at home, you're not happy anywhere else, so Jason and our marriage come first. — Angie Harmon
Jason Derulo — Jason Derulo
You sound like Jason Bourne, man. You don't know where you're going, no ID. -Peter Highman — Due Date
Its going down, basement. Friday the 13th guess whos playing Jason? Tuck yourself in you better hold on to your teddy. Its Nightmare on Elm… — Nicki Minaj
Oh my god its webby with a machete ready to go after both jason and freddy — Chris Webby
Jason Aldean just asked me if I was here tonight for the remake of Stayin' Alive...I laughed...Then drank another beer. — Jake Owen
Freddy has a couple of great sequences in the film, but he's kind of like the puppet master in this for a while. What's great… — Robert Englund
I always felt there had to be a great 'Jason nightmare' or the movie wouldn't work and how Jason and Freddy would get together was… — Robert Englund
It's a great Jason scene with Freddy getting in at the end of it. It's just structurally such a wonderful relentless, Jason the mindless shark… — Robert Englund
My favorite scene in the movie is a sequence I'm not even in. It's a sequence of Jason at a rave in a cornfield in… — Robert Englund

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