Jars Quotes
184 quotes by 152 authors
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The day is refracted, and the next and the one after that, all of them broken up into a hundred juggled segments, each brilliant and…
— Penelope Lively
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Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make it so, right in the middle of it we die, lose a leg, fall…
— Natalie Goldberg
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I find it hilarious when Obama's hand gets caught in the cookie jar
— Allen West
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All the pre-made sauces in a jar, and frozen and canned vegetables, processed meats, and cheeses which are loaded with artificial ingredients and sodium can…
— Todd English
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The people who make the greatest wines in the world, they love their dirt, they pick it up, they coddle it, they kiss it, they…
— Gary Vaynerchuk
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Once my jars were labeled, I felt contentedly thrilled with myself, as if I had pulled off a wonderful trick. People feel this way when…
— Laurie Colwin
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Mmm, I love Yoda. I didn't like Jar Jar Binks though, he was all wrong.
— Gail Porter
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I keep looking for ultimate answers, but maybe there aren't any or maybe I'm not looking in the right places, because in the section marked…
— Rachel Vail
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If a sudden jar can cause me to speak an impatient, unloving word, then I know nothing of Calvary love. For a cup brimful of…
— Amy Carmichael
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I don't know when pepper mills in a restaurant got to be right behind frankincense and myrrh in prominence. It used to be in a…
— Erma Bombeck
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If I had as many love affairs as I've been given credit for, I'd be in a jar at the Harvard Medical School.
— Frank Sinatra
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For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: Why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness.
— Jack Handey
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Later when I thought of the chickens, one of those rare pale blue eggs rose up into my throat. The chickens had been part of…
— Melissa Coleman
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Nutella. I dig my spoon in and eat it straight out of the jar. I can easily go through one a week.
— Malin Akerman
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I am lucky to be what I am! Thank goodness I'm not just a clam, or a ham, or a dusty jar of sour gooseberry…
— Dr. Seuss
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I started out with a dream to make a star in a jar, and I ended up ... making things that I think can change…
— Taylor Wilson
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Do not heed the jar of man's warring opinions. Let God be true and every man a liar. The Bible is the Bible still. If…
— Horatius Bonar
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If anyone should doubt whether the electrical matter passes through the substance of bodies, or only over along their surfaces, a shock from an electrified…
— Benjamin Franklin
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Meanwhile, the minute you put on the dotted line your Sam Hancock - and before a notary - you'll not only get the negative but…
— Woody Allen
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We are all jars of clay, fragile and poor, yet we carry within us an immense treasure.
— Pope Francis
Who Wrote These Jars Quotes
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