Jar Quotes

183 Jar quotes by 148 unique authors

I saved a few and I keep them in a jar. — Owl City
My heart betrays me For a last first kiss goodbye! Fall asleep! Jar one eye! — Asking Alexandria
You keep your lovers in a penny jar. — The Cars
I got a fat bud in the case of my guitar. I got the flavour of the month chillin in the jar. — Kottonmouth Kings
Yes, remember your Creator now while you are young, before the silver cord of life snaps and the golden bowl is broken. Dont wait until… — Unknown Author
I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month. — Harland Miller
Cooking out the pot, I like my weed for lunch and dinner. Got some cookies in the jar, OG in the blender. — Wiz Khalifa
Who do you think you are? Running around leaving scars. Collecting your jar of hearts, tearing love apart. — Christina Perri
Blowing helladank, I mean so much I think its growing out my hair. The weed is in the jar, the grinder is over there. — Wiz Khalifa
Every sunrise is a present a gift from the God above. Gift-wrapped with scarlet ribbons, and tied with bows of Love. Each is a new… — Pacifiersucker
I've been teased by my family all my life. I can open up a jar of pickles and make the most excruciating face...I don't even… — Bryan Cranston
Stock up your pantry and your freezer with things that aren't perishable: Your favorite jar of tomato sauce that lists 'tomato' as the first ingredient,… — Giada De Laurentiis
Rose was in the jar Rose was blooming well Rose was really beautiful Exactly the way you are — Serdyuk Oksana
Champagne on ice, good weed in the jar. Everything Hermes, Chanel seats in the car. — Wiz Khalifa
And who do you think you are? Running 'round leaving scars, collecting your jar of hearts, And tearing love apart...Your gonna catch a cold from… — Christina Perri
A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back — Hussein Nishah
Sometimes I feel like the last cookie in the cookie jar; broken and alone. — Krystiana Gonzalez
Don't Keep Your Dreams In A Jar Make Then Real.. — Anahi
People who love downy peaches are apt not to think of the stone, and sometimes jar their teeth terribly against it. — Ritu Ghatourey
Some folks have a few drinks to unwind, but me? I like to take out one contact and chug a jar of jalapenos, toss on… — Analeigh Tipton

Who Wrote These Jar Quotes

148 authors contributed a total of 183 Jar Quotes, led by these top contributors: