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- Vagisil. Any one of them will give you another two to three inches drop on your curve ball. Of course if the… — Eddie Harris
- The only really good vegetable is Tabasco sauce. Put Tabasco sauce in everything. Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is… — P.J. O'Rourke
- Up until college age I was using the typical little-boy dummy that sits on the knee and makes woodpecker jokes. My first… — Jeff Dunham
- I have a zillion bottles of hot sauce. I love Trader Joe's jalapeno. The whole right side of my fridge is filled… — Lisa Ling
- Allow me to expose my colon once again. The ramification inflicted on the incision placed within the Fallopian cavities serves to be… — Damon Wayans
- I miss the people, the pubs, the canal, fish and chips - curry sauce on the side - cheese and nachos with… — Colin Farrell
- What does a nosey pepper do? Gets Jalapeno business! — Myself