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- The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump… — Jerry Lawler
- Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night. — Jerry Lawler
- Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix. — Jerry Lawler
- The Jake Gyllenhaal workout planstarts with growing long, long hairgorgeous greasy locks and then washing every day.Wash, shampoo, then condition. Washing works… — Jake Gyllenhaal
- One of the skills I had to learn and become proficient in is kissing a man. I had never kissed a man.… — Dwayne Johnson
- Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I… — Emma Stone
- Honestly, I'm one of the ones who is least like my character, just because I like to make people laugh and have… — Jacob Artist
- When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health.… — J P Donleavy