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- Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night. — Jerry Lawler
- I'm not trying to have Jake Gyllenhaal's baby. I'm not a major fashionista. I'm not going through a lesbian phase. I'm just… — Elizabeth Banks
- Jake La Botz is a creator of dark poetry and haunting song, the kind of music that gets in your bones and… — Jerry Stahl
- Leah: "That is easily the freakin’ grossest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Yuck. If there was anything in my stomach,… — Stephenie Meyer
- I always wanted my kids to like me and think I was funny, so I made up this story about a kid… — Rhea Perlman
- The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump… — Jerry Lawler
- Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix. — Jerry Lawler
- The Jake Gyllenhaal workout planstarts with growing long, long hairgorgeous greasy locks and then washing every day.Wash, shampoo, then condition. Washing works… — Jake Gyllenhaal