Jack Quotes

699 quotes by 527 authors

You just see Jill on the hill, I knock Jack off — Lil Wayne
I'm about as concerned as Jack would be if he read that I was practicing to compete in the Masters — Mark McCormack
And the way that I jack son you think that Drake new Samuel. — Drake
You're off the edge of the map Jack, here there be monsters! — Geoffrey Rush
On brushing teeth with Jack: I have. I woke up in Vegas once and there was no toothpaste, but there was some leftover Jack Daniels.… — Kesha
All we make is cash, Straight drop glass, Niggas try to jack it, we'll straight drop ass, Trunk on blast and our cars go fast,… — Young Dro
You call yourself a gorilla, yet you come out here and hee-haw like a jack ass! (Stone Cold referring to Gorilla Monsoon) — Stone Cold Steve Austin
You can kiss my indecisive ass crack, maggots, and the cracker's ass, Little Cracker Jack, beat-making wackass backwards producers. — Dr. Dre
[on his long friendship with Dr. Dre] I think me and Dre are gonna be like Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon. When we get really… — Snoop Dogg
Jack flash, rocket man, Sergeant Pepper and the band. — Def Leppard
We're like the Temptations, Four Top, Jack Five, I got guns Mugsy, Lebron, SHAQ size... hahahha. — Camron
My first kiss was my boyfriend Jack in sixth grade, and I hated it because I wasn't expecting it. He just kind of put his… — Kristin Cavallari
I'm a stoner and I'm chillin with two bitches like Jack, I pimps and I mac drive a Benz and a 'lac, — Mac Dre
From ghetto to ghetto, to backyard to yard, I sell it whip on whip, it's off the hard. I'm the...neighborhood pusha, Call me subwoofer, 'cause… — Pusha T (Clipse)
The pioneer of the coke rap, I'm dancing with the stars stepping on blow doing the toe-tap. The dope return like I had it on… — Malice (Clipse)
Back in the Eighties, record-industry producers tried to impress us by showing us their collection of gold and platinum records. We were like, Do you… — Slash
If you're tired of the masturbater, little girl, we can go on a date and if you like, I'll jack you off. — Prince
Jack and Jill went up a hill to get a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill went into a… — Funkadelic
Jack, stop telling people you're Ozzy Osbourne's son to get into places, you're a fucking loser! — Ozzy Osbourne
I hate things that are diluted- -I mean, you don't mix Jack Daniels with Coke. That's a sin! — Motley Crue

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