Itchy Quotes

32 quotes by 26 authors

I'll just have itchy, watery eyes! — Jeff Foxworthy
I believe God put that itchy spot on our backs just exactly where we can't reach it in order to encourage us be nice to… — Teresa Nielsen Hayden
The reaction to this album has just been fabulous around the world... and I've had offers to perform from around the world and I'm tempted… — Herb Alpert
But we disposable women have to be realistic in this life, you know. Else we get itchy and discontented and start contemplating the kitchen knife… — Jude Morgan
One good thing that comes from living the nomadic life demanded by an expedition is that one sheds the fake skin donned from living too… — Karen Hawkins
If things are going slow, I'm itchy. — Levon Helm
If you're in a forest, the quality of the echo is very strange because echoes back off so many surfaces of all those trees that… — Brian Eno
I get a little itchy if I don't have some control. — Amy Poehler
We humans are here because nothing can be perfect. There always have to be some living things that are unsatisfied, itchy, trying too hard. If… — Miranda July
Fans think they want to see more than the 10 to 20 seconds of Itchy and Scratchy that we put on the show, but my… — Matt Groening
There are so many cute vintage dresses made out of synthetics from the '60s and '70s - but they're so itchy and hot. It's not… — Zooey Deschanel
I was still owed an explanation, I thought, but so what? What good was it going to do me? It wouldn't have made me any… — Nick Hornby
Morning: Slept. Afternoon: Slept. Evening: Ate grass. Night: Ate grass. Decided grass is boring. Scratched. Hard to reach the itchy bits. Slept. — Jackie French
Artemis: "Right, brothers. Onward. Imagine yourself seated at a cafe in Montmartre." Myles: "In Paris." Artemis: "Yes, Paris. And try as you will, you cannot… — Eoin Colfer
But a slow, deeply satisfied smile came over him, and his breath quickened. 'So softly it starts,' he whispered. 'Foolishly clever and with an unsurvivable… — Kim Harrison
Marriage is a big word for all guys,â€ Shane said. â€œYou know that. Itâ€™s kind of an allergy. We get itchy and sweaty just trying… — Rachel Caine
Al was standing a bare three feet away, his mood almost jovial as he took the paper and it vanished in a wash of black… — Kim Harrison
An itchy feeling began to work its way through my body, as though a thousand mosquitoes were circulating through my blood, biting me from the… — Lauren Oliver
God, it stinks,â€ I said, hand over my nose as he pulled me into a long step. Al strode forward, head high. â€œItâ€™s the stench… — Kim Harrison
Rachel, my itchy witch," Al said as he tugged the lace at his cuffs. "We've talked about this. You simply must stop collecting nasty little… — Kim Harrison

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