Itchy Quotes

32 Itchy quotes by 26 unique authors

This is about Kuâ€™Sox, isnâ€™t it,â€ I said, more of a statement than a question. He made a sighing groan, and I knew it was.… — Kim Harrison
Jesus," Dante interjected when the heavy quiet in the vehicle seemed endless. "All this touchy feely is making me itchy to kill something. How about… — Tina St. John
He's helped me a lot over the years." "I'm sure he has. You scratch his back. He scratches yours." "I have skin allergies. I'm itchy. — Darynda Jones
Homemade sweaters are always itchy. — Mo Rocca
The inspiration to write? Perhaps it's not so much inspiration, as a NEED to write. I get itchy and guilty and dissatisfied when I haven't… — Eric Brown
You can slide on my ice like the Escapade and itchy-gitchy-yaya with the marmalade. — Lil Kim
Hey you, out there in the cold Getting lonely, getting old Can you feel me? Hey you, standing in the aisles With itchy feet and… — Pink Floyd
Changing my opening, hand puppets too itchy. — Billy Crystal
I can't help it, Charlie, I always itch when I'm nervous. -Itchy Itchiford — All Dogs Go To Heaven
If you do that to me one more time, you are glue! -Itchy Itchiford — All Dogs Go To Heaven
Take my 9 piece ratchet set, my oil tin! Don't go away without my Rolls Royce hood ornament! -Itchy Itchiford — All Dogs Go To Heaven
The guy has baggy pants, flat feet, the most miserable, bedraggled-looking little bastard you ever saw; makes itchy gestures as though he's got crabs under… — Unknown Author

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