Itch Quotes

130 Itch quotes by 111 unique authors

Can you, in a million years, imagine another female senator - Kay Bailey Hutchinson, Claire McCaskill - reacting to being called 'ma'am' like Barbara Boxer… — Mark Davis
But by the time you get there and you get home, it winds up being a lot of time out. So I'm getting the itch… — Guy Clark
I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. — Gilda Radner
You know what they say 'bout when your palm itch, I'm gonna get money - money I'm gon' get — Lil Wayne
Scratch first, itch later. — Zen Proverb
Honor is but an itch in youthful blood of doing acts extravagantly good — Unknown Author
I used to hate hip-hop... yup, because the women degraded, But Too $hort made me laugh, like a hypocrite I played it. A hypocrite I… — Lupe Fiasco
But when the pen is in his hand he has to write by itch and twitch, though certainly his itch and twitch are intimately conditioned… — John Ciardi
I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch. — Kevin Hart
Hey Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch? — Beavis And Butthead
Hey Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch? -Beavis — Beavis And Butthead
Goin left on the itch who aint got no right of mind — Curren$y
No need to hide it or to deny it. I'll never buy it 'cause I've learned your ways. Come hook or crook, you're gonna make… — Robben Ford
Six happy years together. Such a perfect matching. You're entering the 7 year itch zone. This is no time for scratching. — Jon Bratton
B*itch I'm the bomb like tik tik. — Lil Wayne
Niggas talkin, they b**ch made, Ix-nay off my dicks-nay. Thats pig Latin, itch-bay. — Kanye West
If I skip for the day I'm with your b*itch smokin grade A — Jenna
Yeah my son is rich, but youre a self b*tch, ooh you make me itch. You dont respect me, Im his mommy — Mama Jones
That akward moment when your getting a haircut and you have an itch on your face! — Leo Schurr
That akward moment when you are getting a haircut and you have an itch on your face ! — Leo Schurr

Who Wrote These Itch Quotes

111 authors contributed a total of 130 Itch Quotes, led by these top contributors: