Best Irony Qoutes
705 Irony quotes by 566 unique authors
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The White House has now put together a website for kids. It's a website to teach kids how to manage a budget responsibly. The website…
— David Letterman
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I don't like the word ironic. I like the word absurdity, and I don't really understand the word 'irony' too much. The irony comes when…
— David
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I think of the irony that in our language [Nepali] the word for love can also mean deceit.
— Jane Wilson-Howarth
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In the modern Christian attempt to take a stand as Christ did, and maybe for others, win the approval of the world, the Christian will…
— Criss Jami
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Whenever you feel like feeling like a devil's advocate, Bible-thump. That, in a worldly world, is the great irony and satire of evangelism.
— Criss Jami
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I love the irony. I'm perceived as being really young and yet I have the clinical condition of an old man.
— Michael J. Fox
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Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom.
— Anatole France
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As you watch the world crumble, try taking your Armageddon with this sprinkling of irony: Over the last three decades, business has got virtually everything…
— Thomas Frank
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Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five.
— Benjamin Franklin
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The accident was a horrible thing - but that horrible thing made Chris, at the end of his life, Superman. It's a happy irony if…
— Morgan Freeman
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The most pitiful among men is he who turns his dreams into silver and gold.
— Khalil Gibran
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A tragic irony of life is that we so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has…
— Ellen Glasgow
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Well, it'd certainly be fascinating if we discovered that gays were better at being married than heterosexuals are. Talk about irony.
— Gail Collins
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It is respectable to have no illusions, and safe, and profitable and dull.
— Joseph Conrad
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Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge.
— Mason Cooley
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Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.
— Quentin Crisp
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At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed.
— Frederick Douglass
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You know, in my music career there was a moment where the irony was just so heavy. There were people in my audience that were…
— Fred Durst
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So, I'm on 'Sesame Street,' walking around with all these monsters, Elmo and his buddies, a whole bunch of chickens, a whole bunch of penguins…
— Feist
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I always thought the biggest failing of Americans was their lack of irony. They are very serious there! Naturally, there are exceptions... the Jewish, Italian,…
— Colin Firth
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A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it.
— Jean de La Fontaine
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My book has a very simple surface, but there are layers of irony and paradox all the way through it.
— Mark Haddon
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The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
— Robert A. Heinlein
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People in the U.K. share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself. They have a sense of irony, which America…
— Bill Hicks
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The irony of environmental opposition to the Keystone XL project is that stopping the pipeline to the U.S. will not stop production in the oil…
— John Hoeven
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