Ironing Quotes
30 quotes by 26 authors
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
— Erma Bombeck
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Ironing is comfort. It's control. I'm a nutty person who likes to make sure everything is in its place.
— Sandra Bullock
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When people, women included, hear that you are writing, they assume that it is simply a hobby to fill in the time between doing the…
— Rachel Billington
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Screenwriting is like ironing. You move forward a little bit and go back and smooth things out.
— Paul Thomas Anderson
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I am grateful for what I call well-spent moments: Making a tuna fish sandwich with the works. Taking at least a half hour to eat…
— Sarah Ban Breathnach
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What the housewives of Australia need to understand as they do the ironing is that if they get it done commercially it’s going to go…
— Tony Abbott
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But housekeeping is fun. It is one job where you enjoy the results right along as you work. You may work all day washing and…
— Gladys Taber
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I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.
— Phyllis Diller
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One Direction have to do their own ironing you don't see Take That doing their own ironing!
— Liam Payne
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Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!
— Jerry Lawler
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I still can't set up the ironing-board. A complete Luddite.
— Jenny Eclair
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I'm now happily remarried to a good cook, which encourages me to be lazy. I like to think that I'm a new man, but perhaps…
— Vince Cable
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I find vacuuming very therapeutic, but I hate ironing. I usually have no shirt on while ironing, because I'm ironing it, and I end up…
— Warwick Davis
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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
— Phyllis Diller
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I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.
— Phyllis Diller
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I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
— Phyllis Diller
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Ironing boards are a classic example of something I find horrible about modern society: the excitementation, for want of a better word, of mundane things.
— Daniel Radcliffe
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My mother and father had so many ups and downs and stayed with each other and helped each other. My mother took in ironing and…
— Patti Smith
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You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing.
— Meryl Streep
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I came home every Friday afternoon, riding the six miles on the back of a big mule. I spent Saturday and Sunday washing and ironing…
— Ida B. Wells
Who Wrote These Ironing Quotes
26 authors contributed a total of 30 Ironing Quotes, led by these top contributors: