Ironing Quotes

30 quotes by 26 authors

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. — Erma Bombeck
Ironing is comfort. It's control. I'm a nutty person who likes to make sure everything is in its place. — Sandra Bullock
When people, women included, hear that you are writing, they assume that it is simply a hobby to fill in the time between doing the… — Rachel Billington
Screenwriting is like ironing. You move forward a little bit and go back and smooth things out. — Paul Thomas Anderson
I am grateful for what I call well-spent moments: Making a tuna fish sandwich with the works. Taking at least a half hour to eat… — Sarah Ban Breathnach
What the housewives of Australia need to understand as they do the ironing is that if they get it done commercially itâ€™s going to go… — Tony Abbott
But housekeeping is fun. It is one job where you enjoy the results right along as you work. You may work all day washing and… — Gladys Taber
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know. — Phyllis Diller
One Direction have to do their own ironing you don't see Take That doing their own ironing! — Liam Payne
Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing! — Jerry Lawler
I still can't set up the ironing-board. A complete Luddite. — Jenny Eclair
I'm now happily remarried to a good cook, which encourages me to be lazy. I like to think that I'm a new man, but perhaps… — Vince Cable
I find vacuuming very therapeutic, but I hate ironing. I usually have no shirt on while ironing, because I'm ironing it, and I end up… — Warwick Davis
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. — Phyllis Diller
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. — Phyllis Diller
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. — Phyllis Diller
Ironing boards are a classic example of something I find horrible about modern society: the excitementation, for want of a better word, of mundane things. — Daniel Radcliffe
My mother and father had so many ups and downs and stayed with each other and helped each other. My mother took in ironing and… — Patti Smith
You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing. — Meryl Streep
I came home every Friday afternoon, riding the six miles on the back of a big mule. I spent Saturday and Sunday washing and ironing… — Ida B. Wells

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26 authors contributed a total of 30 Ironing Quotes, led by these top contributors: