Ironic Quotes

358 Ironic quotes by 307 unique authors

Decades ago, visitors from other planets warned us about the direction we were heading and offered to help. Instead, some of us interpreted their visits… — Paul Hellyer
We're weird guys. I don't know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we're jerks. We're real sarcastic.… — Brendon Urie
The ironic is a mere ancient whisper in this torqued narrative: its odd violence feels true. Today & Tomorrow crashes through the windows of strip… — Unknown Author
I find it ironic that Republicans have such disdain for the lazy, and yet their solution to every problem is do nothing. Their answer to… — Bill Maher
Maybe you've got the patience to work out some complicated, long-term, ironic way to get back at the people who've wronged you, but that's you. — Greg Cox
We used to hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada. And I think now, isn't that ironic? — Sarah
I'm just trying to portray what I find ironic or humorous. — Max Cannon
It's ironic, but until you can free those final monsters within the jungle of yourself, your life, your soul is up for grabs. — Rona Barrett
How strange that the nature of life is change, yet the nature of human beings is to resist change. And how ironic that the difficult… — Elizabeth Lesser
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the… — Joss Whedon
As I travel through my country, people often ask me how it feels to have been imprisoned in my home -first for six years, then… — Aung San Suu Kyi
It's really ironic that I won, because that's not the goal that I had in mind when I went out to skate. — Sarah Hughes
Lyrically I'm very ironic and silly, but I hope I'll touch your heart — Geri Halliwell
You who are on the inside, don't condemn my lack of faith too quickly; you who are on the outside, don't be too quick to… — Bruno Latour
At 24 I decided that my life is enough for me, and I stopped looking for some other piece to complete it. I also learned… — Taylor Swift
Travel at its truest is thus an ironic experience. — Paul Fussell
I found it to be kind of ironic, because I’m white, therefore I’m appropriating culture, but then Eminem won it - who’s white and won… — Iggy Azalea
Ironic philosophies produce passionate works. — Albert Camus
You know, I think I understand what you're like now. You're very beautiful and you think men are only interested in you because you're beautiful.… — Jack Nicholson
To be honest, I don't watch a lot of TV. It's kind of ironic because I'm on TV. — Nina Dobrev
It is ironic that in the same year we celebrate the 50th anniversary of the discovery of DNA, some would have us ban certain forms… — Michael J. Fox
In practice, you realise that most attempts to feed your baby in a public space will be met with subtle but palpable resistance. Older chaps… — Rowan Pelling
Ironic people always dissolve when confronted with earnestness, it's their kryptonite — Gillian Flynn
One of the most destructive mistakes we Christians make is to prioritize shared beliefs over shared relationship, which is deeply ironic considering we worship a… — Rachel Held Evans
I find it ironic that fear is eliminating the possibility to tell stories that depict our ability to overcome fear — Gore Verbinski

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