Best Insulting Wisdom

242 Insulting quotes by 196 unique authors

I've always found that one of the biggest benefits of being a girl is that most people refuse to take you seriously. While boys must… — Kirsten Miller
To say that men can be bullheaded would be insulting to the bull. — Julia Quinn
Who are you?" he asked. "I'm a shabti, of course!" The figurine rubbed his dented head. He still looked quite lumpish, only now he was… — Rick Riordan
You’ve got to have a little more confidence in us than that. It’s insulting. — Stephenie Meyer
Now leave. (Adron) Why would I want to do that? I mean, heaven forbid I should be around someone who actually likes me. It’s so… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Fetching objects for people who are too lazy to fetch them for themselves is never a pleasant task, particularly when the people are insulting you. — Daniel Handler
With Jace, you don't really get to choose your insulting nickname. — Cassandra Clare
Can anything be more disgusting than to hear people called 'educated' making small jokes about eating ham, and showing themselves empty of any real knowledge… — George Eliot
One of the most frustrating words in the human language, as far as I could tell, was love. So much meaning attached to this one… — Alexandra Adornetto
She'd tell me how she'd handle the backhanded compliment by smiling and pretending she was receiving a genuine compliment all the while ignoring their attempt… — Portia de Rossi
I think I like ‘mundane’ better than ‘bloodsucker,’” Simon muttered. “With Jace, you don’t really get to choose your insulting nickname.” -Simon and Clary, pg.234- — Cassandra Clare
She filed the image away as an excellent and insulting question to ask the earl at an utterly inappropriate future moment. — Gail Carriger
I'm healthy as an ox. And you?" "To compare myself with a bovine would be both ridiculous and insulting, but I'm fit as ever, if… — Christopher Paolini
Bob wasn't precisely a friend to me but... I was used to him. In a way he was family, the mouthy, annoying, irritable cousin who… — Jim Butcher
Don't be ridiculous, please.' The most insulting words in the world! — Lucy Maud Montgomery
Do not compare yourself to others. If you do so, you are insulting yourself. — Adolf Hitler
Smiling always seems to annoy people more than actually insulting them. Or maybe I just have an annoying smile. — Jim Butcher
False humility is more insulting than open pride! — Brandon Mull
Get away from my ex-girlfriend, you moany little whinge-bag.' Caelen took a deep breath, like he was in pain, and stood up. His voice was… — Derek Landy
Maybe you're not his type." Michael said "Oh, now you're just being insulting. — Rachel Caine
There is nothing more awful, insulting, and depressing than banality. — Anton Chekhov
I don't go in for being sorry for people. For one thing it's insulting. One is only sorry for people if they are sorry for… — Agatha Christie
Behind the fury, he was tired. He was tired of being hauled around and shoved into a little room. He was tired of trying for… — Kim Harrison
I do not care if they do not like me," he said. "Maybe then they will let me alone, and I will not have to… — Naomi Novik
George, who is out somewhere there in the dark, who is good to me - whom I revile, who can keep learning the games we… — Edward Albee

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