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In our English popular religion the common conception of a future state of bliss is that of ... a kind of perfected middle-class home, with… — Matthew Arnold
When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.' — Janeane Garofalo
When I was a boy, I was taught never to use insulting expressions like, 'I've been gypped,' or, 'He welshed on the deal.' — Dick Gregory
Everything has added up to a load that I'm getting tired of carrying. It's gotten so complicated. It's the three failed marriages, and having kids… — Phil Collins
To like an individual because he's black is just as insulting as to dislike him because he isn't white. — E E Cummings
It is not he who reviles or strikes you who insults you, but your opinion that these things are insulting. — Epictetus
I hate a movie that will end by telling you that the first thing you should do is learn to love yourself. That is so… — Charlie Kaufman
Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and… — Artie Lange
If you're going to America, bring your own food. — Fran Lebowitz
Honesty has come to mean the privilege of insulting you to your face without expecting redress. — Judith Martin
'Honesty' in social life is often used as a cover for rudeness. But there is quite a difference between being candid in what you're talking… — Judith Martin
The unflattering reviews are painful for short periods of time; the badly written ones are deeply, deeply insulting. That reviewer took no time to really… — Toni Morrison
Obama has been perhaps the most partisan President since Truman. He hasn't learned to be civil - note his insulting speech to Paul Ryan, who… — Grover Norquist
A family with the wrong members in control; that, perhaps, is as near as one can come to describing England in a phrase. — George Orwell
Insulting the electorate and accusing it of spiritual weakness and sinfulness are not the ways to get yourself the job of president. — John Podhoretz
Here is the difference between Dante, Milton, and me. They wrote about hell and never saw the place. I wrote about Chicago after looking the… — Carl Sandburg
America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing… — Hunter S. Thompson
I never worked with a dialogue coach before, but I'd hate it if an American did a British accent and didn't do it well. It… — Tracey Ullman
Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head." Eddie DeChooch — Janet Evanovich
Life is too short to learn German — Oscar Wilde
I might as well enquire,” replied she, “why with so evident a design of offending and insulting me, you chose to tell me that you… — Jane Austen
They were frightfully angry. Quite apart from the stones no spider has ever liked being called Attercop, and Tomnoddy of course is insulting to anybody. — J.R.R. Tolkien
Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once. — Evan Esar
I want to love you without clutching, appreciate you without judging, join you without invading, invite you without demanding, leave you without guilt, criticize you… — Virginia Satir
Curiosity and irreverence go together. Curiosity cannot exist without the other. Curiosity asks, "Is this true?" "Just because this has always been the way, is… — Saul Alinsky

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