Insane Quotes

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Life is too serious to be taken seriously. — Mike Leonard
Disclaimer: If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under oath I ever… — Tom Lehrer
If a person wants to be atheistic it's his God-given right to be an atheist. — Mike Patton
Okay everybody, line up in alphabetical order according to your height. — Casey Stengel
Why (he wondered rhetorically) do people who have a position that's being attacked constantly state that they have a right to say it, as if… — Peter David
You're a transsexual fighting with a hermaphrodite over a mistress. — Jerry Springer
And the only people I fear are those who never have doubts... Save us all from arrogant men, and all the causes they're for. — Billy Joel
I think it would be totally inappropriate for me to even contemplate what I am thinking about. — Unknown Author
Many, many of you have written to me asking the following question: 'Dave, have their been any new advancements in the field of artificial falcon… — Dave Barry
The first word you see at the airport is 'terminal'. — Beano Cook
My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating. — Ashleigh Brilliant
I see all. I hear all. I know all. And I spend a great deal of time in the bathroom. — Harlan Ellison
The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, and there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence. Yet, government regulations… — David McIntosh
In the world of human thought generally, and in physical science particularly, the most important and fruitful concepts are those to which it is impossible… — Unknown Author
You can't answer a kid's question. A kid never accepts any answer. A kid never says, 'Oh, thanks. I get it.'... They just keep coming… — Louis C. K.
I cannot bear to associate with the ordinary run of people. I have to surround myself with individuals who for the most part are more… — Wallace Thurman
There was once a fiddler who played so beauitully that everybody danced. A deaf man who could not hear the music considered them all insane.… — Richard Wurmbrand
The inability to correctly perceive reality is often responsible for humans' insane behavior. And every time they substitute an all-purpose, sloppy slang word for the… — Tom Robbins
In that realm you will know at last the good news: that your "devil" does not exist, that you are who you always thought you… — Neale Donald Walsch
South Carolina is too small for a republic and too large for an insane asylum. — Unknown Author
If we, who live outside asylums, act as if we lived in a fictitious world- that is to say, if we are consistent with our… — Alfred Korzybski
In the world of minor lunacy the behaviour of both the utterly rational and the totally insane seems equally odd. — John Kenneth Galbraith
The more powerful the class, the more it claims not to exist, and its power is employed above all to enforce this claim. It is… — Guy Debord
Holiness provokes hatred. The greater the holiness, the greater the human hostility toward it. It seems insane. No man was ever more loving than Jesus… — R C Sproul
We can spend our lives letting the world tell us who we are. Sane or insane. Saints or sex addicts. Heroes or victims. Letting history… — Chuck Palahniuk

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