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Inanimate Objects Quotes by Russell Baker
- Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
- The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
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- Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get… — Russell Baker
- The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him. — Russell Baker
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