Impersonators Quotes

9 quotes by 8 authors

• If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson
• Women are all female impersonators to some degree. — Susan Brownmiller
• What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis, not the young, cool guy... — Bill Hicks
• "Nationwide" featured an amazing collection of apprentice impersonators. From all over Britain, schoolchildren materialised via local studios to give us their imitations of the mighty.… — Clive James
• It's every woman's tragedy, that, after a certain age, she looks like a female impersonator. Mind you, we've known some lovely female impersonators, in our… — Angela Carter
• I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators. — Mort Sahl
• If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson
• Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women. — Richard Benner
• This calls for a party, baby. I'm ordering 100 kegs, 100 hookers and 100 Elvis impersonators that aren't above a little hooking should the occasion… — Futurama

Who Wrote These Impersonators Quotes

8 authors contributed a total of 9 Impersonators Quotes as follows:

• 2 Impersonators Quotes by Johnny Carson
• 1 Impersonators Quote by Susan Brownmiller
• 1 Impersonators Quote by Bill Hicks
• 1 Impersonators Quote by Clive James
• 1 Impersonators Quote by Angela Carter
• 1 Impersonators Quote by Mort Sahl
• 1 Impersonators Quote by Richard Benner
• 1 Impersonators Quote by Futurama