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- I think a rotisserie is like a really morbid ferris wheel for chickens. It’s a strange piece of machinery . . .… — Mitch Hedberg
- The teeth on [the viperfish] are so long that if they closed inside the mouth of the fish, it would actually impale… — Edith Widder
- I have been called a curmudgeon, which my obsolescent dictionary defines as a 'surly, ill-mannered, bad-tempered fellow'. Nowadays, curmudgeon is likely to… — Edward Abbey
- If I see another David Gold interview on the poor East End Jewish boy done good I'll impale myself on one of… — Simon Jordan
- IMPALE, v.t. In popular usage, to pierce with any weapon which remains fixed in the wound . . . . properly, to… — Ambrose Bierce
- I envisioned huge piles of the Elf Hotel flying off the belt, taking down everybody in sight. I had seen pictures of… — Maureen Johnson
- The bird with the thorn in its breast, it follows an immutable law; it is driven by it knows not what to… — Colleen McCullough
- If we're to be judged by our parents and grandparents, then we all may as well impale ourselves upon jagged bits of… — Kristin Cashore