Impale Quotes

9 quotes by 9 authors

• I think a rotisserie is like a really morbid ferris wheel for chickens. It’s a strange piece of machinery . . . We will take… — Mitch Hedberg
• The teeth on [the viperfish] are so long that if they closed inside the mouth of the fish, it would actually impale its own brain. — Edith Widder
• I have been called a curmudgeon, which my obsolescent dictionary defines as a 'surly, ill-mannered, bad-tempered fellow'. Nowadays, curmudgeon is likely to refer to anyone… — Edward Abbey
• If I see another David Gold interview on the poor East End Jewish boy done good I'll impale myself on one of his dildos. — Simon Jordan
• IMPALE, v.t. In popular usage, to pierce with any weapon which remains fixed in the wound . . . . properly, to put to death… — Ambrose Bierce
• I envisioned huge piles of the Elf Hotel flying off the belt, taking down everybody in sight. I had seen pictures of that Elf Hotel… — Maureen Johnson
• The bird with the thorn in its breast, it follows an immutable law; it is driven by it knows not what to impale itself, and… — Colleen McCullough
• If we're to be judged by our parents and grandparents, then we all may as well impale ourselves upon jagged bits of rock. — Kristin Cashore
• When I was a child, my father used to take me for walks, often along a river or by the sea. We would pass people… — Peter Singer

Who Wrote These Impale Quotes

9 authors contributed a total of 9 Impale Quotes as follows:

• 1 Impale Quote by Mitch Hedberg
• 1 Impale Quote by Edith Widder
• 1 Impale Quote by Edward Abbey
• 1 Impale Quote by Simon Jordan
• 1 Impale Quote by Ambrose Bierce
• 1 Impale Quote by Maureen Johnson
• 1 Impale Quote by Colleen McCullough
• 1 Impale Quote by Kristin Cashore
• 1 Impale Quote by Peter Singer