Illegal Quotes
678 quotes by 472 authors
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Here is the full list of the banned words I used: active homosexual; career women; Third World; blacks; Asians; Australasia; Bangalore; primitive African tribes; crippled;…
— Rod Liddle
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As I see it, out of a hundred marriages ninety-nine marriages are just licensed prostitution. They are not marriages. A marriage is only a real…
— Rajneesh
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Although I am a strong political conservative, I now believe that the costs of our fruitless struggle against illegal drugs are not worth the modest…
— Ernest Van den Haag
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The similarities between street drug abuse and psychotropic prescription drug use are disturbing. Both types are toxic. Both can cause psychosis, damage the brain and…
— Unknown Author
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The notion of illegal plants and animals is obnoxious and ridiculous.
— Terence McKenna
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What we need to do first is to find out how big the migration problem is and what the economic consequences of it are for…
— Ernesto Zedillo
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The Republican Party looks at massive immigration, legal and illegal, as a source of cheap labor, satisfying a very important constituency.
— Tom Tancredo
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This is so like the way the Americans deliberately erroneously refer to Afghans and Iraqis as terrorists when they fight back killing American soldiers to…
— Bob Barker
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If you're a boxing referee, it's probably illegal to wear a bow tie that spins or changes colors.
— Jack Handey
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When the chairman introduced the guest speaker as a former illegal alien, I got up from my chair and yelled, "What's the matter, no jobs…
— Jack Handey
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If you want to be the popular one at a party, here's a good thing to do: Go up to some people who are talking…
— Jack Handey
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Torture is illegal, both in the U.S. and abroad. So - and that is true for the Bush administration and for any other administration.
— Jane Mayer
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America: Twenty million illegal aliens can't be wrong!
— Richard Jeni
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They can’t collect legal taxes from illegal money.
— Al Capone
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The spitter wasn't hard to hit when you knew a pitcher could throw it legally. But the guys to worry about were the pitchers who…
— Luke Appling
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Roscoe was spiritually illegal, a bootlegger of the soul, a mythic creature made of words and wit and wild deeds and boundless memory.
— William Kennedy
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But you are right, being stupid is not illegal. Otherwise half this town would be behind bars.
— Jennifer Echols
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The effects of illegal immigration aren't that different from those of legal immigration —an illiterate Central American farmer with a green card is just as…
— Mark Krikorian
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I think there's nothing wrong with eating all the time. At least i'm not doing anything illegal.
— Niall Horan
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I'm trying to sum up President Obama's first 11 months in office. He gave billions to Wall Street, cracked down on illegal immigrants getting health…
— Jay Leno
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