Illegal Quotes

678 quotes by 472 authors

Here is the full list of the banned words I used: active homosexual; career women; Third World; blacks; Asians; Australasia; Bangalore; primitive African tribes; crippled;… — Rod Liddle
As I see it, out of a hundred marriages ninety-nine marriages are just licensed prostitution. They are not marriages. A marriage is only a real… — Rajneesh
Although I am a strong political conservative, I now believe that the costs of our fruitless struggle against illegal drugs are not worth the modest… — Ernest Van den Haag
The similarities between street drug abuse and psychotropic prescription drug use are disturbing. Both types are toxic. Both can cause psychosis, damage the brain and… — Unknown Author
The notion of illegal plants and animals is obnoxious and ridiculous. — Terence McKenna
What we need to do first is to find out how big the migration problem is and what the economic consequences of it are for… — Ernesto Zedillo
The Republican Party looks at massive immigration, legal and illegal, as a source of cheap labor, satisfying a very important constituency. — Tom Tancredo
This is so like the way the Americans deliberately erroneously refer to Afghans and Iraqis as terrorists when they fight back killing American soldiers to… — Bob Barker
If you're a boxing referee, it's probably illegal to wear a bow tie that spins or changes colors. — Jack Handey
When the chairman introduced the guest speaker as a former illegal alien, I got up from my chair and yelled, "What's the matter, no jobs… — Jack Handey
If you want to be the popular one at a party, here's a good thing to do: Go up to some people who are talking… — Jack Handey
Torture is illegal, both in the U.S. and abroad. So - and that is true for the Bush administration and for any other administration. — Jane Mayer
America: Twenty million illegal aliens can't be wrong! — Richard Jeni
They canâ€™t collect legal taxes from illegal money. — Al Capone
The spitter wasn't hard to hit when you knew a pitcher could throw it legally. But the guys to worry about were the pitchers who… — Luke Appling
Roscoe was spiritually illegal, a bootlegger of the soul, a mythic creature made of words and wit and wild deeds and boundless memory. — William Kennedy
But you are right, being stupid is not illegal. Otherwise half this town would be behind bars. — Jennifer Echols
The effects of illegal immigration aren't that different from those of legal immigration â€”an illiterate Central American farmer with a green card is just as… — Mark Krikorian
I think there's nothing wrong with eating all the time. At least i'm not doing anything illegal. — Niall Horan
I'm trying to sum up President Obama's first 11 months in office. He gave billions to Wall Street, cracked down on illegal immigrants getting health… — Jay Leno

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