Idiotic Quotes

127 Idiotic quotes by 111 unique authors

My dad was an alcoholic and my mother...we didn't have any money and I grew up really poor. I watched them spend all of their… — CM Punk
It was the kind of crying that comes from the pit of the stomach and brings a headache with it. The kind that makes a… — Robin Jones Gunn
I catch myself judging myself as that 13-year-old boy, who, of course, rightfully points out that he is only a child. And my membership -… — Gunter Grass
Only in America do these peasants, our mothers, get their hair dyed platinum at the age of sixty, and walk up and down Collins Avenue… — Philip Roth
The royal family's existence is a constant reminder of the hollowness of John Major's rhetoric, and idiotic statements by its leading members a constant boost… — Alastair Campbell
We journalists are never so idiotic as when we analyze things that we shouldn't be analyzing. — Joe Klein
Of course there are people who would like to eat breakfast without the screams of toddlers all around them, but those people should get over… — Jon Ronson
I like idiotic comedies. — James Gandolfini
It's not that Perl programmers are idiots, it's that the language rewards idiotic behavior in a way that no other language or tool has ever… — Erik Naggum
Languages that try to disallow idiocy become themselves idiotic. — Rob Pike
The idea that after this war life will continue 'normally' or even that culture might be 'rebuilt' - as if the rebuilding of culture were… — Theodor Adorno
I have nothing but contempt for you idiotic chosen ones who have the heart to rejoice when there are the damned in Hell and the… — Jean-Paul Sartre
But the frat boys were all frivolous and idiotic in our minds now, a bunch of conformist fools going through the motions of hip. — Bill Ayers
We've got a pretty close family. Just ended fourteen years of travel hockey with two boys. My daughter was always a part of that. So… — Jeff Daniels
No one ever heard of the truth being enforced by law. When the secular is called in to sustain an idea, whether new or old,… — H. L. Mencken
A perfect practice of Christianity would, of course, consist in a perfect imitation of the life of Christ -- I mean, in so far as… — C.S. Lewis
I think bare legs in winter are idiotic. Unless your naked pins are toned, tanned and veinless, it's best to cover up. There is nothing… — Joan Collins
Looking back, of course, it was irresponsible, mad, forlorn, idiotic, but if you don't take chances then you'll never have a winning hand, and I've… — Bernard Cornwell
It's a petty thing, but I wouldn't join the Scouts when I was a kid, 'cause you had to swear allegiance to the queen. I'm… — Elvis Costello
For me, nothing brings out my 'born yesterday' idiotic qualities quite like having my photograph taken. — Sloane Crosley

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